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He made it to the exit, and as he opened the door, two police officers were standing there. The police officers took one good look at him, and had mistaken him for an alien with the amount of shit and vomit that was all over him. With the way he was sprinting at the door, they took him for a robber alien. They drew the guns from their belts, and pulled the trigger, firing twenty three shots into his body, leaving Tony dead.
 
When his body reached the facility to be examined, the examiners noted that he smelt as if he had been dead for days, they took wipes to wipe away some of the blood. As they wiped the blood, the shit came off with it. They then realized what we knew. It was shit that made him blackappear as an alien. They zipped his body bag up, threw up, and casted his body into the oven. That smell was so fucking horrid, sight so fucking miserable, that they had to burn the body and forget about these events. What none of us saw coming though, is these events lead Tony to being patient zero for COVID-19. He had infected the entire United States of America in the blink of an eye, and the President refused to own the fact that a combination of shit and vomit caused COVID, so he blamed China for causing such a mess. Till this day, we are still haunted by the ghost of Tony and his shit with COVID. It kills many a day, and sickens more. The good news at the end of the day though, is the fact that we have a vaccine to combat it.
 
Get vaccinated bitches!
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