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Here's the explaination: It isn't a PS2 disc, it's a PS3 disc! That's why the game was extra layered. While you are reading this, you would most likely be thinking that it's bullshit because the laser on the PS2 isn't strong enough to read the disc. Well, you're wrong. By some weird shitech i have no clear clue about, the GTA disc actually had a stored update on it. Yes, an update. OMFG WTF BBQ!?!?!? It was dated 12th October 2008. What's weird is that it only first asked about the update after i used it on the PS3. That made me theorise something very, very disturbing. Before using it on my PS2 again, a peculiar message popped up on screen after attempting to play the game reading "A new update has been found for this software".......What. The. Fuck?! How is this possible, the game is over six years old for fucks sake. how in the name of Carl "Worth a measly 50 Cent" Johnson is that fucking possible?! I Actually froze for a minute. As i realized that the update i was downloading, or rather ressurecting onto the game. It had a web address. I regrettably tried going on. What was weird is that it came up with.....This bit was seriously too fucking creepy.....it actually came up with the URL for this website, what made it more disturbing was that the page was THIS VERY PAGE!!!!!!! I think i now know that the person, perthing or pervert that created this shit knows what i am doing. Not trying to stop me. It would rather sit back and watch it's own little story unfold. This may seem the ever so pasta genre that is creepy but soon something very creepy was about to happen, something i will NEVER forget...
==The Emails==
A few days after the last incident, i decided to check my emails for once and see if i have literally over 9000 messages. Not to my suprise, i did. I quickly got my attention on something else though. It was an email for someone called "Follower 1" Followed by a long string of binary digits. His message explained some legal crap on his part, as if i would be getting the idea of suing him. But one part of it i noticed said a horrifying response. The email appeared as if i had sent a legal document to the sender detailing a lawsuit. Of course, i have no idea who, or what is doing this so it's very unlikely. The response explained that the sender has regards for any loss of possessions and for accounts of murder. Murder?....MURDER?! What the fuck is this shit?!?!?!?!? I mean,
==The Game==
I finally recovered from that traumatizing shit. I finally decided to play the game again. It loaded up the rockstar logo and shit. What was weird was that it did not come up with the usual game fucking graphics. Oh my god no. My god, if this thing that created this game wasn't a diabolical piece of shit i would actually like, no, love him. The graphics where just like GTA IV. Except the obvious, it was San An-fucking-dreas. Fuck yeah! I started the game up to see my last few years come back to me. I saw CJ appear in a full
==OBJECTION!==
As soon as BJ left the house, i was prompted to go and find sweet somewhere. Strange, this wasn't in the original game. My fears started to creepy back into my mind. "Fuck it!" I thought to myself. After enjoying the ride (or rather, some random white guy's ride) to the marker, a cutscene loaded. I stopped to gaze at the awesomeness that was happening in front of me. I heard the characters voices. It was very fucking creepy. They were the original voice actors. Did they have a part in this then? Fuck knows. Anyways, A.B.C.J. started talking to Sweet about raiding a warehouse. After a long talk, Sweet explained that they would need to be stealthy to succeed. CJ responded with the awesome exclamation of "Fuck Protocol!". Aw, isn't that sweet, he thwinks he a pwice offwicer. Get it? SWEET? Forget it. CJ then proceeded to run in the building. What was really
==Oh God....==
[[Video:Grand Theft Auto V Trailer|500px]]
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Although, the game was nicer looking and seemed to be hinting at a remake of Los Santos. Creepy...</h2>
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