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{{note|This is a sequel for gunga.exe.avi.jpg the link is right here [[Gunga.exe.avi.jpg]]}}
This was my last day in super jail. Gunga got removed from my cell a few years ago farting on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, he immediately got sent to the electric chair for doing that. For those who thought I was killed in the last episode, well you were wrong! Nothing kills Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel kills you! By the way my names Steve Urkel.
I was down in lunch eating green eggs and ham. It tasted almost like green eggs in ham, did I mention that the ham was green too? Anyway while I was eating with my skin head buddies I saw something in the window that scared the living Urkel out of me. It was my diggity dog gunga! I dropped my green eggs and ham on the ground then the chef got ticked off at me and chased me with a butcher knife. He pinned me to the ground and was about to chop off my awesome hair-due but the security guards tossed him off me and since it was only 10 minutes left until I'm free they let me go home early. I bought an mediocre room in an apartment building because my parents are still pissed off at me for breaking all their computers so I gotta find a job even though I'm only 13.
I got a job at computer city™ I now work the nightshift. I headed back to my apartment and when I got to the door my dad and his pet gunga was there. He tossed gunga in my arms and said " he's your problem now you little nerd " and ran off. So now I have to deal with the AnonyMoose killer aka gunga for a long while. As soon as I get to the house gunga immediately jumps into the vents and unleashes a huge dump in it that stunk up my whole room. The fumes were everywhere, I couldn't see a thing. It knocked me out cold and I missed my first day of work. When I woke up it was about 4:50am and I rushed down to computer city™
When I got there my boss was just about to hire another person that's by far more responsible then me. When I saw that I jumped through the glass breaking it and landed on my bosses lap crying and begging for my job back. He said "no" and pushed me on the ground. I unleashed a huge baby fit And started to cry and break the computers with my bare hands. The boss grabbed me and said "stop! I'll give you another chance just stop breaking my computers! I was so happy that I had no choice but to stick my finger down my throat and puke on the Main computer which shocked the place and turned it's power off, I was that happy yo.
It was in the afternoon and I took gunga for a walk. We were walking down the block and gunga spotted 2 guys talking on their driveway, gunga got mad for no reason and started to pull on the leash towards them. I grabbed the leash with all my might until gunga stopped. Gunga was mad at me now so he decided to walk on their lawn and take a massive mud monkey on their lawn. The guys got so mad that they grabbed their barret 50 calibers and chased me down the street with them. They must've been bad shooters because every shot they took missed accept for the one that went in my butt. It went so far in that I can never poo anymore, in fact I can only poo from my mouth.
I dropped to the ground and started to cry and the Psycho guys were running up to me to finish me off. But I was crying so hard that it started to make a river and it washed the guys down to sewers were they got killed by the power of poo. So I went to the doctor to see if they can fix me up. And they told me the bad news and I begun to cry my eyes out. I can only poo from my mouth for now on, this day is going very bad for little me so far.
After the doctor appointment it was getting late outside and since I work the nightshift I gotta get going to computer city™
When I got there I was bored to death, there was nothing to do and nobody wants to buy a computer at night. I was sitting on the chair for a few hours waiting for customers when one of the 10,479 computers turned on and it showed gunga.exe this time it was a little different the 3 characters from the last gunga game was hung by their necks dead with blood dripping down.
At that point I jumped up on my seat then ran out the building and hopped on an apache helicopter and blew up computer city™ Then when I got back to the ground I spotted a big fat red dot all the way by the blown up computer city™ When I got closer to my surprise it was my pissed off boss. He was blood red and very angry. I took a quick look then boosted back home as fast as I can, I was too scared to look behind me because I had a feeling my boss was chasing me. My curiosity got the best of me and I had to look behind me. When I did I instantly let out a loud yelp! My boss was riding an Indian T-90 Bhisma with appliqué reactive armor and standard 125 mm (4.9 in) main gun. It was huge and scary! He kept chasing me no matter where I go but finally he got up to me because I took a sharp turn down an alley. He was just about to run over me when a fast blur jumped Into his vehicle and killed him. I don't know who or what that was but it saved my nerdy life. After that I walked back home, when I got to the hotel I seen a note and package on my wall. Since I can't read I went to the hotel lobby and asked the manager what it says and he read it.
{{email|Dear Chollo
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{{mi|Mushroom man.jpg|Mushroom man}}
I got really freaked out by this and had no choice but to devour a bowl of dried rice with red hot jalapeno peppers and pulled down my pants and shot the bullet out of my butt and pooped all over the electric box and the whole place went pitch black and some guy got shot with my butt bullet. So I went up to my room to watch my gunga cartoons and when I opened the box all I seen was a blank disc that said "Urkel.exe.avi.jpg" I didn't know what it ment but I needed a computer to play this disc. I have to get a computer and I think I got an idea.
I headed towards the grand opening of computer world™ I walked in and asked their manager if I can have a free computer and he said "no" at that point I started to cry harder then the time I watched Marley and me. It started to Flood the place and it was destroying their computers so the manager had no choice but to give me a free one. He offered me a Microsoft computer then I started to cry and I pointed towards the amstrad pen pad PDA 600 which costed $69,600 European dollars so I got that awesome computer for free and I was so stoked. I guess if you really want something really bad the best choice is to cry for it.
So I rushed back home and set up the computer to play my game and which was odd because I haven't seen gunga since those 2 lunatic guys chased me down the street, he must be reaching havoc in the vents. So I put the disc in and started to play and what I saw in the title screen was the same image of what I saw at the computer store the 3 people from the first gunga game were hung underneath gungas face. I was so scared that I was seconds from braking the computer, but I calmed down and just pressed start. So it brought me to the character select screen and there was 3 characters but 2 were locked and the first character miss gunga (gungas girlfriend) I picked her and pressed start to begin my first level
<b>silent love act 1#</b>
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