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"I love to take Benadryl, Benadryl, Benadryl! I love to take Benadryl, when I have allergies to kill!", I sang while going to my local HMV. There is something interesting! They have a lost Benadryl commercial from 1978, from when Pharmacia still makes the medicine. Pharmacia still exists, now only as a film company. So, I got the VHS, and went home singing the same song from when I went to HMV in the first place. I popped the VHS into my VCR, and there is something wrong as fuck. The Benadryl logo looks like an eyesore, with its green and yellow colors. Then, we show a newborn baby with a nasty infected bite, crying super loudly and hyper-realistically as blood squirted out of the infection. I got scared so easily, and my brain told me to keep watching. The camera then zoomed rapidly, ala the healing seal from the late 2000s-early 2010s commercials for Gold Bond, into the baby's mouth. The baby was still crying super fucking loudly and I am getting sick of the crying so easily. Then, the baby continued crying loudly until... BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! The baby exploded with lots of blood, as the commercial ends. I have been super traumatized from that Benadryl commercial. Two weeks later, I decided to e-mail Pharmacia. I didn't get a response until another two weeks, when it said:
I took their word for it and have Cricket Green drive me to a therapy center, and I had to stay there for two weeks.
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