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==={{note|This was a collab with Givemepancakes and FillyBoSEKTOR. SEKTOR's lines are in italics.===}}
 
Once upon a timmy, ''Slenderman was walking down the street, when he thought to himself, "Gee, there are too many Jane The Killers around here..." Then the Jane The Killers threw ham and cheese sandwiches at him. ''Slenderman was about to be knocked unconscious from constantly being hit by the sandwiches, when suddenly... Slenderman's skeleton popped out. Except he didn't have a skeleton, being a ghost and all (ITS MAH THEERY), ''so instead he found a cartridge signed by EVIL PATRIXXX and started playing it.'' It was [[Pokemon Orange]], so when Slenderman started playing it instantly all the Janes exploded. Slenderman went back to his house to continue playing.
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Butt The Apple gave chase! ''Then a crazy man named Forenzik came out and made him go to potato.'' But the Balloonatic was in the potato! It was at that precise moment that Squidward fell out of the sky and landed on Forenzik. But squidward was different. He had red eyes, ''and blood so hyperrealistic is was matched only by Call Of Duty.''
 
''Slenderman looked at Squidward and Squidward died. At squidward's funeral, Slenderman showed up and played a movie SO bad, nobody could remember it's name.'' 1000 years later, the Balloonatic appeared at Slenderman's house and said "KILL STEALING FGTDUMMY" ''Then Slenderman said "SHADDUP I'M TRYING TO WRITE A PASTA!" For yu see, Slenderman was writing a pasta. Then MrBigDog showed up and killed everyone with his crybabyness. ''Everyone was reincarnated as Herobrines. T''hen Weegee came and turned them into spongebobs that could only bleed hyperrealistic blood.'' Then <Insert Your Username Here> came out and said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! THIS STORYPASTA HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!" He was murdered about 5 seconds later. ''Then Orangeknight used his handy dandy notebook to travel back in time and murder EVIL PATRIXXX.'' But Demmy and McTad traveled back in time even FURTHER and destroyed the time machine?
 
''and R41NB0W D4SH had ate a bag. A MAN IN A BAG!!!!!! The Man in a Bag had revived all the Mary Sues! Furbearingbrick and LOLSKELETONS tried to stop this but they died from EVIL PATRIXXX Disease! AND THEN THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA EXPLODE AT THE END!'' They began to brawl. So they rebuilt the earth. WITH POO POO! They repopulated the earth. Yes, that means we are all descended from EVIL PATRIXXX.
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This is why I worship this worm.<br>
The end.
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