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===January===
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|Obama Should Be In Smash Bros|"In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling."
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|That time Nikocado Avocado broke into my house at 3am|"He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
|Busky the Clown vs. Old Man Chris|"Busky Kicks Chris in the mouth, grabs his knife and stabs Chris in the Leg, as Chris limped, he ties up Busky again, takes his knife, stabs him in the nose and starts spilling alcohol and gasline. 'What the Fuck!' as Busky questions"
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==2022==
===December===
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|Santa Must Be Stopped|"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
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===November===
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|Sponge on the Run (From the FBI)|"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."
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===October===
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|Vegetable Man|"The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper."
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===September===
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|Spongebob Gets Constipated|"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"
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===August===
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|Don't Play Sonic|"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
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===July===
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|Cars 4|"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."
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===June===
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|Benefits of Morbius|"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."
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===May===
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|How to Summon Colonel Sanders|"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."
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===April===
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|MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer|"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"
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===March===
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[[File:Icon-blue.png|45px|left]]''"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."''
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| colspan="1" class="mptheming" style="padding: 7px; border-radius: 10px; background-color: #fad9d9; opacity: 100%; width:10%;"| <div style="text-align: center; background-color: #d95252; padding: 3px; font-size: 110%; font-weight: bold; border-radius: 5px; margin-bottom: 10px; ">[[Sesame street: Killer in the street|<font color=white>Sesame street: Killer in the street</font>]]</div>
[[File:Icon-red.png|45px|left]]''"The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body"''
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[[File:Icon-blue.png|45px|left]]''"I started to feel sick, as if the video was corrupting me as well."''
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===February===
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|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
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==2021==
===September===
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|Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta|"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."
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===August===
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[[File:Icon-red.png|45px|left]]''"I asked my cousin if he made the tape. He wasn't there."''
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