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“Bro, you're not joking, making the world into a cookie is the most braindead piece of shit I ever heard,“ Sombra pointed out, ”fuck no, making the fucking world into a shitty cookie is the smartest fucking thing ever! Go fuck yourself,” Jafar screamed.
Wow, what an amazing dialogue! Surely, Troy Bobber must've asked Pixar to write that one. Actually,
Anyways, Gordon got ALMOST everyone. Except for Caillou and Elmo. “Say, where's Caillou and Elmo,” Gordon asked, ”they were supposed to come 30 minutes ago”. ”AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” I thought, "looks like Caillou’s being part of the movie”. I shouldn't even have to add extra context on why I hate this bald bitch. If you Google “Caillou hate”, there's about 1 and a quarter million results!
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I gasped and blood tears flew down my eyes, while I was shaking. It might've been funny, but I still threw up enough to feed the entire U.S. population for 10 years. As Elmo was my childhood, he might be an annoying bastard, but him not being an innocent child ruined my childhood. “God damn, that wasn't intentional, but it still made Elmo act his age,” Caillou thought. Elmo’s mom came, shocking Caillou. I thought he was legit fucked, and dead shit on a stick, but I was wrong. Elmo's mom said, ”I would've told your parents, Caillou, but Gordon sent you and Elmo on a 'mission’, besides, Elmo does need to mature”. That made me really pissed!
It showed Godlys again. Remember when I said his fall affected him for the rest of the movie? This scene especially showed it, he walked as if he was the drunkest and highest man in history with his henchmen looking for more minions. ”Ehh, excuse me miss, would you like to be brainwashed,” Godlys said, she said, ”hell no, you're walking like a fucking pervert, stop or I'll kick you in the nuts”. Godlys replied, ”ehhh, I'm not being a pervert, I'm just trying to get some minions,“ she, of course, kicked him painfully in the nuts. ”Ehhh, it's better than nothing,” Godlys stated.
Wow, what amazing writing! Surely, Troy Bobber sent this to Illumination to write it. Actually,
“We should file a missing report, Gordon,” Arthur said, ”fuck no,” said Peppa Pig. "I don't want those annoying bitches here,” she continued. ”Oh, shit they're gone, but at least the only annoying ones I'll deal with are Baby Bear and Abby,” Gordon said, not realizing Elmo and Caillou arrived, like a dumbass. ”SHIT DICK ASS MONSTER! SO FUCKING CLOSE! THEY ALSO HEARD ME BITCHING LIKE A HYPOCRITE!!!!” Gordon yelled, finally losing it after over 54 years of holding his anger. He threw a vase making his cat get scared and run.
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