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“Bro, you're not joking, making the world into a cookie is the most braindead piece of shit I ever heard,“ Sombra pointed out, ”fuck no, making the fucking world into a shitty cookie is the smartest fucking thing ever! Go fuck yourself,” Jafar screamed.
Wow, what an amazing dialogue! Surely, Troy Bobber must've asked Pixar to write that one. Actually, he did! And they purposely made bad dialogue and John Lasseter sent them a note that said, ”go fuck yourself,” with a picture of him mooning and flipping him off while holding a giant piece of shit! Troy was too lazy, so he kept it.
Anyways, Gordon got ALMOST everyone. Except for Caillou and Elmo. “Say, where's Caillou and Elmo,” Gordon asked, ”they were supposed to come 30 minutes ago”. ”AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” I thought, "looks like Caillou’s being part of the movie”. I shouldn't even have to add extra context on why I hate this bald bitch. If you Google “Caillou hate”, there's about 1 and a quarter million results!
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Wow, what amazing writing! Surely, Troy Bobber sent this to Illumination to write it. Actually, he did! Except Illumination bought the rights to make it into a horrible franchise. Expect to see “Minions 3: The War with The Sesameits” coming soon to a theater near you on 4/20/69.
“We should file a missing report, Gordon,” Arthur said, ”fuck no,” said Peppa Pig. "I don't want those annoying bitches here,” she continued. ”Oh, shit they're gone, but at least the only annoying ones I'll deal with are Baby Bear and Abby,” Gordon said, not realizing Elmo and Caillou arrived, like a dumbass. ”SHIT DICK ASS MONSTER! SO FUCKING CLOSE! THEY ALSO HEARD ME BITCHING LIKE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!!” Gordon yelled, finally losing it after over 54 years of holding his anger. He threw a vase making his cat get scared and run.
Then, it showed Jafar and King Sombra, now friends again? But soon they have another falling. “Turning the Earth into a giant chocolate chip cookie is such a funny trolling move, I can't wait to do my mischievous tomfoolery,“ King Sombra said. "Uh, no it's my idea, therefore it's my mischievous tomfoolery, quit saying everything good is because of you,” Jafar pointed out. Officially, they're enemies again!
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As the epic journey to find the ghosts started, it became apparent that Elmo became a marijuana addict. It becomes factual when Elmo screams, “GIVE ELMO DA MOTHAFUCKING MAIJUANA!!!!!!!” Goldie simply replies, ”I'm not giving in to your addiction, it even made you lose your grammar,” but Elmo screams, “ITS SIMPLE ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO U FUCKING SPEAK IT, ELMO FUCKING NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!”. Goldie, as a result, says, ”you treat those drugs like it's your religion, the logic on that is the Kardashian’s logic in existing”.
Elmo eventually got tired of all his no-pp jokes. So, after smoking his secret piece of marijuana, he said, ”Elmo has to take a long, hard shit, bye bye”. But what The Sesameits didn't know is that he smoked much more marijuana and went on a killing spree. But, guess, who did he especially kill? If you guessed the blacks and gays, you're not just wrong, but you're also extremely racist and homophobic! He especially killed people having sex.
An example is he killed Dr. Trayaurus while he was having anal at work. "TRAYAURUS, I TOLD YOU TO HAVE NO ANAL IN VIDEOS,” DanTDM screamed, ”YOU FILTHY CUNT, YOU DISGUSTING TWAT, THE FUCK,” he continued. I absolutely love how Brits think cunt and twat are the worst words ever, twat is nothing outside of the U.K. and cunt is a slur against women, making them sexiest!
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Mario and Sonic were actually honestly just having a kitty fight. It seems fucking stupid, but who cares it’s supposed to be a silly and stupid movie. Honestly, I find Mario and Sonic silly gooses, as a war was happening, yet they had a kitty fight while the citizens watched in shock, they’re big fat pussies.
The 200 million monthly active Roblox players joined the fight, but Pikachu kills them and shit with his fucking thunderbolt. Ash Ketchum finally gets Pikachu in his pokeball
Godzilla used his tail to protect himself from King Kong, which caused him and Batman (in his indestructible Batmobile) to fling on a skyscraper. King Kong died, but Batman hit Godzilla with his bat grenade. Godzilla got super pissed, and crushed him against the wall. The pressure fucking killed both Batman and Godzilla.
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