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Cleverbot: I AM KNUCKLES, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, BOW DOWN TO ME, MOR-</blockquote>
 
The conversation with Cleverbot abruptly ended. I was legitimately spooked at this point, but something kept me from walking away. My desktop wallpaper had changed to a realistic childman hanging from a noose, his stomach cut open, his entrails piled under him. I wanted to throw up, and I wasn't able to obscure the image with other windows. In fact, the childman looks like the exact same one I saw in the corner of my eye a few years ago. Anyway, I heard Knuckles' voice saying "I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES", which was his catchphrase, before it showed me red static and a "Game Over" screen with the Sonic CD game over music in the USA version of the game playing backwards. Instead of saying "Game Over", it said "DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!" I turned around, but nothing was there. I shrugged, before I was mauled by an evil domestic house cat. It seemingly came out of nowhere. "Get off of me!" I shouted before the cat finally let me go. I had claw marks all over my skin, but I wasn't letting a fucking kitten stop me.
 
But I saw a creepy doll. And it floated towards me. I ducked, and the doll missed me, flying through a window behind me. I was spooked, but I couldn't let this...mystery go unsolved. Especially now that I notice that a rather evil shadow was watching. Don't ask me how I know that; I have my ways.
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Mr. Krabs killed SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton, Sandy, and any other SpongeBob character you could think of. Mr. Krabs' eyes grew bloodshot, showing his insanity. At the very end of the episode, Mr. Krabs injects himself with a lethal dose of venom, dying shortly after the injection.
 
It also showed an image of a zalgofied Mr. Krabs before the screen cut to black. The episode was only shown in the remote area, somehow got past the FCC and Nickelodeon's Standards and Practices before being broadcast, and 75% of the target audience committed suicide after watching the episode. I tried to upload the video onto YouTube, only for it to get deleted within minutes. If you somehow find the tape, DO NOT watch it. The image of the childman hanging with his entrails removed and stomach cut open that appeared in Sonic & Knuckles also appeared for only 1 frame at the very end of the episode. The producers and the editors of the show were sent to a mental asylum after the episode aired. I will never watch SpongeBob again.
 
There was also a theory I made up. In The Simpsons, all the characters are actually ghosts who haunt the place that they reside in; in this case, Springfield. All main characters died of asphyxiation during a house fire in 1994. The show was all in Homer Simpson's mind, the lone survivor of that fatal house fire. The fire was caused by a nuclear apocalypse, in which a stray bomb accidentally set off near the house. Homer is actually in Hell, all the things he does in the show is a reflection of his sins. I don't have any evidence to back this theory up, but I just know that it's right.
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