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"Mate, I fackin swear, I saw this killer cunt and I woz like 'OI WOT YA DOIN IN MA HOUSE?!' Crikey, I fackin woz lucky to survive that true blue stabbin he gave me after I said that one ay! Up close when he woz stabbin me I saw that fackin god damn face the dumb cunt yanky had ay! Struth! Never seen anything so ugly since my wife got into that fight with that croc! It looked like fakin Clive Palmer and fackin Obama's love child with uhhh some fackin fackin whatcha say uhh like he had slits that made his mouth into a constant fackin frown! Not only that he wore fackin eye-liner and black eyeshadow! Could tell he was as emo as shit ay cunt!" A local man recounts his blood-curdling encounter with the killer terrorising Australia. The killer is confirmed to be named Bruce, but that is all authorities know about his identity so far. Police are working their asses off to find him but are stumped.
Bruce Stevens was your usual young bogan, his favourite shows were A Current Affair and 60 Minutes; he especially liked how they had a fencing dispute story every fucking week like people actually gave a shit.
To be continued...
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