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"Hey, Richard! Come here a second!," Ivan exclaimed, followed by his always delightfully gruff laugh. "I believe the chemical solution is--"
Richard was in the process of diagramming the spiders they had extracted the base ingredient of the serum from.
The two stared at each other before letting out a loud laugh. Then hugs were exchanged.
Richard smiled. Of course he knew that all was alright. The very thought of a confrontation… no. No way.
If there was only one piece of a meal left, it would come down to a mutually agreed upon coin flip. If there was a new product delivered to the lab, the first person to try it would be the one judged to be the most genuinely enthusiastic about it. No… not greed, not envy, not gluttony, ''nothing'' could come between the inseparable, professional pals.
Before Richard could get off his stool and on two legs, a knock on the lab door was heard. The two scientists
Ivan modestly nodded and smiled—before being taken off guard. Before Richard could reach his destination, rapid twists of the knob and bangs on the old wooden door were made easily audible.
Although the doctors were especially emotionally sensitive, they took their
The mice are navigating mazes over 75% faster, even when
An order was an order, and the boy geniuses responded like military men.
During the following two hours, there was waiting. ''Tons'' of waiting. The doctors were ready to doze off to sleep, but they just
And now, another knock on the door—this time, much gentler and more patient. Richard, shaking with anticipation, opened the door and…
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It was Van Dreissen, and only Van Dreissen. Again.
Ivan screeched.
Needles pierced the sides of Ivan and Rich, and within what seemed like milliseconds, golden slumbers filled their eyes.
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Ivan awakened in a small room at the corner end of the lab sector of their building. His memory was hazy—so hazy that he
… A serum…
Yes, that was it. But even though
And yet, he
Dr. Anderson untied and unbounded Dr. Beavis. At this point, there was no sense in calling him Doctor anymore… he would never exercise science again, except to investigate if, say, a large magnifying glass could burn alive several armies of ants. Ivan sipped his coffee at first like a hesitant little chimp, and then… he drank it. A lot. Very quickly.
Dr. Anderson used a needle to knock Beavis back out. It… was going to be a long day.
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