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I graduated high school in 1996 and went to a small Pennsylvania state college. My major at the time was cultural anthropology, because I always liked human behavior and how people acted within their own culture.
I learned the college I went to offered a study abroad program, where I could earn a
The only thing was I had very little money. I
I decided to go to the cheapest study abroad program which was in the University of Novi Pazar, which was in Serbia, Yugoslavia and is walking distance to Kosovo.
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I was given very little information about the program other than my contact person was a guy named Larz.
I rarely used the internet. My high school
After taking a long flight to Europe, then two additional connecting flights, I finally made it to the small airport in Kosovo, where I would be taken to the University in Serbia.
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I was excited to be in Europe for the first time and in a country that I really knew nothing about.
Larz dropped me off in my
Larz gave me a layout of the local town and said he would be back sometime in the future to check in on me.
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The University was empty because of Christmas break.
A week went by and I spoke to no one. Larz
I had no phone and no way to communicate with anyone. I really
The one thing that was worrisome was the increase in Military presence, that I
When I was in my room, the BBC was overtaken with news stories of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
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The BBC stories started to utter genocide.
At this point, I
Then something awful happened. Bill Clinton got on the radio renouncing Serbia and their atrocities and hinting towards a war.
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Then I heard a man call me by my name and it was Larz.
He was dressed in army fatigues and he had a rifle strapped around one of his shoulders. He told me
I said
He said he had to go and threw a compass on my bed before he left. Luckily, I had been a Boy Scout and learned the basics on how to use a compass.
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I decided to stay in the room until I could come up with a plan on how to leave the dorm.
There were continual bombs that went off around my dorm. I really
Then it started to happen, I would peak out my window and watch civilians be marched against this brick building and mowed down by a firing squad.
Besides the compass, I
I knew even making it out of my dorm alive was a long shot.
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I knew there was a river not far away and figured that would be a good terrain to hide myself.
It was 3:00 am in the morning and I inched my way to the river. The weather was freezing, but I
I had to appear like I
Then I just ran. He fired a gun and his shots wizzed right by my ear.
I
As I ran, I saw a man-hole sewer cover. I hastily removed the cover then I jumped into the sewer and quickly put the iron cover back on.
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It was pitch dark in the sewer, besides the moon light that came through the holes in the iron cover.
I
The smell was so awful that eventually my sense of smell just gave up and i stopped smelling the awfulness.
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