No Shadow Ned: Difference between revisions

There once was a baby name Ned. Legend has it he wore his diaper on his head because his parents didn’tdidn't understand the purpose of using diapers. One day, when he was done pissing and shitting on the floor due to his parents incompetence, he turned on the vacuum to clean it up and sucked up his shadow. He began to panic as he had sucked up his shadow into his pee/poop vacuum and he was sure it would come out just filthy. He had to get a new shadow.