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(Created page with "__NOTOC__==December 12th, 2011== My name is Melinda [removed], and I’d like to share a strange event with you. Now, I have a pretty nice laptop. It’s an HP Pavilion running Windows 7 (and it’s much better than my now-dead old Vaio laptop that sounded like a motorcycle and shut off randomly, but that’s a different story). Naturally, I must have a good antivirus on it; my choice is Kaspersky. Kaspersky is a pretty good program, I’ve found, though sometimes it...") |
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__NOTOC__==December 12th, 2011==
My name is Melinda [removed], and
Now, I have a pretty nice laptop.
Kaspersky is a pretty good program,
I was roaming Wikipedia. Specifically, I was satisfying my curiosity on the range of the tufted titmouse, because I had seen some in the front yard, which was a strange event here. I noticed that my computer began to lag, which was very unusual for it. I silently prayed to whatever deity is out there that my computer was not already reaching the end of its life.
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… And up popped Kaspersky in the lower right corner! It told me I had a Trojan. Drat!
I used the
Well, it seemed to work fine at first. It took and
Except, well, there was an error on the screen that had a bunch of jumbled up letters and signs, with ***METAZOA*** (in all caps like that and with the surrounding asterisks) among them.
Honestly, I was a little peeved: the disinfect scan
I force-shut it down, and started it back up. I immediately noticed some strange things.
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SpeciesDropper.exe
Huh. I knew I
It actually took a few tries to open it.
It was a program held in a window with a minimize button and an exit button, but both were grayed out at the moment. Its opening sequence was a simple
Once it had finished that, it brought me to a screen where it said:
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(NEXT>)}}
What the heck was that supposed to mean? I clicked the
{{email|ANNELIDA
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The…. Main groups of the animal kingdom?
Being a bit of a dork, I navigated through with no real aim, but I knew where I was going.
I clicked on the
It was awful, so I tried to press the mute button on my keyboard, but it
My head throbbed. My fingers quivered. My mouth hung open slightly. All of my muscles were tense.
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FINISHING PROCESS}}
Alright. I was alone in the house, being attacked by some computer-controlling virus, and I had just possibly had a blackout. Such a comforting atmosphere.
Well, anyway, when my mother got home… I
I went on with my normal life.
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==December 29th update==
Christmas was nice. Yes, yes,
But
In other words,
==January 4th update==
More weird things have happened. I think I have a disease. The (very small, dangit!) amount of hair on my breasts and loin have thinned out noticeably and
Still not enough to tell anyone.
And
==January 12th update==
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The rashes look like scales now.
In other news, does anyone have any even tanning techniques? My
==January 20th update==
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Shortly after this online journal was discovered, it came to various Internet-
The victim is in stable condition, and was given vaccinations and treatment for rabies, but has strange symptoms. His pubic and chest hair is beginning to fall out at a notable rate, and he has been shown to have diarrhea whenever he eats fruits, vegetables, or greens.
Authorities have been uncovering information out of the public eye. A leaked statement claims that they believe it is
All we can recommend is for New England residents to utilize extreme caution outdoors until more is learned about this situation.
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