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I was working at a gas station. Late at night. However, something seemed off. I thought that someone was watching me. A sound caught my attention. It sounded like someone screaming in what seemed like intense agony.
 
Honestly, I was concerned. I slowly opened a cupboard. I saw a woman. About 30 or 40 years old. Black hair. She had been crying. That’sThat's why her eyes were so bloodshot. I tried to calm the woman down. But, she wouldn’twouldn't stop screaming. I only made out one word.
 
‘Run'Run, before it is too late.' I couldn’tcouldn't believe what I was hearing. I had doubted myself. I kept on thinking something may have happened.
 
The woman stopped screaming. Her eyes were, so very bloodshot. It felt like they were staring into my being. I felt stress. My chest slowly starting to hurt, but very badly this time. I thought that it was not normal.
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I hears nothing. Dead silence. It filled the night. It made me insane. Almost too insane. But insane to the point of pulling my own hair out. I was certainly insane.
 
The woman I didn’tdidn't know, was gone. I crossed my arms. Like a normal person would. I was very angry.
 
’Very'Very funny, David.' I said, thinking it was some kind of prank. I noticed that she was back when I looked away.
 
This was getting suspicious. I felt a surge of rage. Coursing through my body. I tried to calm myself. Well, I knew that was impossible, but, still I tried. Was this a life that was willing to live? No, not at all.
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I heard another gunshot. This time, it was louder. I heard rapid footsteps, coming from the cupboard. I heard a metal door open and a metal door slam shut. I slowly looked inside of the cupboard. What I saw was, horrifying.
 
There was red paint on the wall. It said YOUR NEXT. It filled with a sense of uncertain grief. Months of therapy didn’tdidn't talk about strange writing on metal walls. Or, was I asleep? I cannot really remember.
 
I saw the body. It was, scary. Graphic too. The woman had been stabbed in the chest. Her limbs looked like were torn apart. With blood spilling out of her chest. I felt very sorry. Who did it? I noticed some markings on her arm. It was just something, weird.
 
’H'H.' Just H. I felt like it was a name. A name that only makes one feel pain. Physical. Emotional. Any type. I only feel this pain when I sleep in the bed wrong.
 
Darn. I was tired. Yet, I had to take out the trash. I threw the woman into a dumpster. She was carried away by a garbage truck. I didn’tdidn't want to be suspicious. Because, my name is Landon Shitz. I live in Ohio. I’mI'm 29 years old.
 
I was born with a weird last name. Don’tDon't question it. Do not. Do not even try. Do not question something like that. I am THE Landon Shitz.
 
I went inside. However, a power-cut happened. Everything is now dark. I took my flashlight out. It could help me see. Cuz, it was bright enough to help me to see what is around me and what is in front of me.
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I figured that it was best to work. I heard the door open. I saw a old woman. Wearing a black hood. She had a black cauldron in front of her. With dashing gray hair. Plus, a long and crooked nose. Resembling the hag from Snow White.
 
‘Oh'Oh, hello, may I please have a fresh bunch of apples?' The woman cackled. I smiled and I said yes. She then cackled and then, she disappeared. That was strange to me.
 
I saw someone outside. They seemed to be flying on what looked like a broomstick. I noticed their face. They looked like the Wicked Witch of the West. Complete, with the same black hat and a black dress and a green face.
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'May I buy a dog?' She cackled.
 
'We don’tdon't have dogs here, this is a gas station.' I said.
 
The witch disappeared. At least, I could finish for the night. Right? No. It wasn’twasn't that simple.
 
I wanted to walk home. I went through the doors. Lock everything up. That was about it.
 
It was very strange. The cleaners dealt with that writing. I thought that something wasn’twasn't right. The darkness felt, mysterious. Was something going to happen? If so, what?
 
I heard something teleport. I thought it was another funny prank. I thought that it was a prank. I should’veshould've been worried. Very worried.
 
I felt a sword stab me. This sword felt like diamond. I slowly turned around and I saw him. The legendary Herobrine. In all of his blocky glory.
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He started to talk to me. What?
 
'Hello Landon, I’mI'm In the mood to end your life.' He said.
 
'Does the H stand for Herobrine?' I said.
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'Yeah it does, oh shit, I remember you!' Herobrine said, hugging me.
 
'I won’twon't kill you, unless needed.' Herobrine said.
 
My stab wound magically disappeared. I was no longer in constant pain. Herobrine seemed happy. A skeleton popped up. Wearing a top hat and a monacle.
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'Oh, I say, sorry for giving you gentlemen quite a fright!' The skeleton spoke.
 
'That’sThat's OK, I get that a lot.' Herobrine said.
 
'I got to 'spook' some more gentlemen and gentlewomen, farewell!' The skeleton then disappeared. Just like my Dad.
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'You and me make a great team.' Herobrine said.
 
'hEy gUyS, wHaT’zwHaT'z gOgGiNg oN?' Rainbow Steve said.
 
'Fuck off.' Herobrine said.
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