Why i'll never watch youtube shorts ever: Difference between revisions

== The beginning ==

So, today i was scrolling on my phone looking at youtube shorts, and was sorting through that heap of junk for at least six hours. All this scrolling for hours on end made my eyeballs roll back so far that they detached from the nervous system. Well, that was, until i for some reason, stumbled across some weird kids channel thing, where it'd follow a formula of "X + Y = Z", and then repeat that format over and over.

 

"Huh, that's strange." i thought to myself. "What idiot would be stupid enough to watch that for hours on end?"

== Realization ==

Anyways, i continued scrolling for a good minute or two, until i basically realised that i was going around in a loop as this same video format dominated my recommendations. Why were these same video formats appearing next to eachother en masse?

== First video ==

So, i paused my scrolling frenzy, and watched only three out of the hundreds of videos in their entirety, and thank god i did.

 

This was pretty ordinary, to say the least.

"Well, why the hell are they appearing so often??" i thought.

 

I was not prepared for what came next.

== The second video ==

The next video followed like this: "Ammonia+Bleach=Bad Gas!"

 

What then followed was this: "Garden Fertilizer + Fuel=Bomb!".

"''WHAT??'' WE'RE MAKING '''BOMBS''' NOW???? THE FUCK????", i screamed out loud.

 

 

once more, the video followed like this.

"WAR>FAMINE>OUR WORLD GETS BRUNG DOWN TO IT'S KNEES", "THEY PEER+THROUGH THE BLINDS+WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO=TAKE SHELTER", "ME+[my physical address????]=DEATH"

 

 

Please tell me what to do. is this normal?? my phone wont turn on!!!!!!

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