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The alarm rang very loudly, waking the nerd up from his three-hour nap.
"Five more minutes...", said the drowsy 23-year-old nerd, but the clock wouldn't shut up, so the nerd yelled, grabbed his exact replica of the Force-a-Nature, and shot the alarm clock into tiny bits.
He then slept for thirteen more hours before finally getting up, revealing his entire body.
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He wore the same small, dirty black, incorrectly buttoned polo shirt every single day and night, along with brown trousers. His huge gut was always showing due to the tiny size of the shirt on his huge body. His face had some of the worst shaving ever, with some bits being perfectly shaved, some having stubble, and some having large clumps of facial hair growing out.
The nerd had been abandoned by his parents and raised by crack addicts who were planning to sell his organs to the Chinese mafia. However, they couldn't do this because the Czechoslavacian Mafis got to them first and kidnapped the
Anyway, this guy was a huge gamer. It was the only thing he was remotely good at. His favorite game was World of Warcraft, which he was Shrexcellent at.
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