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The costume had been dissolved by acid and the incongruable mass of writhing bear flesh just pulsated while the banana boys B1 and B2 smiled, unmoving. I mean they couldn't move. Unlike a show like "Sesame street", these bananas had static faces and just stared out, like an emoji on a cheap plastic flip phone in the 90's. "I'll help you I've got the medicine!" The other banana picked up a wooden board with rusty nails in it! "Administering 500 CCs!" He slammed the board into the fucking bear's face and it fell over. The bear's face was covered in blood and there was blood around the face and even the sides of the face were covered in blood. If anything, I knew this wasn't a normal episode of "Bananas in Pajamas."
"What's this!" The banana lifted up the bear mask. "A charlatan!" Indeed, there was a human man underneath the face of what was supposed to be a bear girl, revealing a shocking twist. But the next twist really, really fucking disturbed me. The banans
"Bet we're a good source of potassium." B1 hissed. " B2 took out an orange juicer. The other bear walked in. "Fuck off." I couldn't believe a banana would say fuck. Fuck in a children's cartoon in 2018. He slammed the fuckin' juicer in his fuckin' face as he began to scream. A brown cancerous lesion appeared on the banana's face. They had Panama disease, and it had clearly eaten them down to the core of the banana. Bananas don't have
B1 held up a glass and collected the "juice." But it was
B1 and B2 began carrying the dead cast members into a kitchen area, past the eponymous stairs that they came down every week. "Oh dear!" the british bananana said.
The bananas in Pajamas took out a serrated knife and began peeling the humans. They removed the flesh, bones and the internal organs. They dumped them into a massive banana split bowl, removed the eyes and put them in a separate container. I was about to scream, but then I saw pound after pound of delicious ice cream. Rocky road, chocolate fudge, Stawberry sorbet and even mixed nut almond mochafrappucinnolate! My favorite. Then, they dumped them all over the bodies, into the middle chest cavity because they had been split down the center. "Go vegan." A voice whispered. Indeed, the narrator had been awfully silent up until this point. I'd had enough of this vegan propaganda. But what I saw next truly, truly disturbed me. The
I had to get out of here, thank god I lived in a mobile home. I could just drive away. I ejected the VHS just as my sons had jimmied the door open, oh god, they were learning to operate handles. "Dada!" the banana-faced miscreant smiled at me, looking at their disheveled father. They were banans, my sons, were bananas. Brown spots, concave peels, and hollow eyes from hell. How did this happen. How did my sons become bananas. How did this how. How did. My sons. Become bananas. I picked up that fucking baby Einstein CD and put it in my ear. "Repeat after me: we are a good source of potassium. And be sure to water us, daylight come man, me wan' go home" I screamed, I leered out from my camper trailer at thousands, millions, billions of tiny bananas, their eyes like black stars against the night sky, their sharp teeth hungering for human flesh, and their sharp hands hungering for human teeth, and their teeth even had teeth on them. How long had I been watching that VHS? It all comes down to the theory of relativity, baby einstein's theory of relativity. For us, it may seem like 20 minutes, but for the banana people of guatamala, it had been over 20 billion years. They had evolved a taste of flannel and cheap human flesh. There are many things you can run away from, but you cannot run away from yourself. I threw the keys out the window and sat down to watch the great program, as my son's 636 teeth bit into my neck. The dead corpse of a red-suited man carrying presents fell through my chimney, with dozens of bananas chewing and eating his face. We're just normal. Everybody's normal. Don't be alarmed this is all. Completely. Normal.
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