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However, I was strong. My raw passion for Pac-Man pulled me through, and, with the machine on my back, I limped back to my lousy condominium. I unplugged my Maytag Microwave from the socket and plugged in this ziggurat of electronic entertainment. The typical arcade boot-up garble came up and I held my breath. Finally, I saw the Pac-Man title screen and wept. She was back.
 
But…But... something was off. Instead of reading Midway at the bottom of the screen under the ghosts' names, it said "Namco". This was bizarre, because, while Namco did develop the game, Midway licensed it for American releases and their company name was always at the bottom. This discrepancy gave me chills. Surely, something was sorely wrong. There's no way this could cabinet could be of this world. Though I was positively terrified, I suppose curiosity got the best of me. I inserted a quarter and started up the game.
 
I was immediately caught off guard by the lack of a beginning jingle. If you've ever played Pac-Man, you know it. However, it wasn't here. I was starting to tremble a bit by then. I had no idea what other terrors the game had in store. The game started just fine. Even though the jingle didn't play earlier, the sound effects came through just fine. My heart pounded with joy at each "wakka". I finally remembered why I loved Pac-Man so much.
 
But things started to change soon after. The "wakka"s got quieter and quieter. The ghosts' siren sound was still playing at the same volume, but Pac-Man's voice followed a decrescendo into just a murmur. Finally, he made no noise. Pac-Man stopped in the middle of the maze, something that can't be done in regular gameplay. The ghosts' siren stopped to. From the cabinet's speakers emerged a cough. It started out sounding like a fake cough, the kind kids would use to avoid youth basketball practice in the third grade. However, it developed into violent hacking and wheezing. Was…Was... was Pac-Man sick? I figured that even Pac-Man was immune to common viruses. But the coughing got worse. The sound of vomit came out in between intervals of coughs. And finally, after one awful sounding cough, the Pac-Man sprite spit out blood.
 
I ran into the bathroom and threw up. I couldn't believe what I just saw. Pac-Man was in some sort of horrible pain. It physically hurt me to even think about that. I didn't want to play this game any more. I stumbled back towards the machine, but, without looking at that wretched monolith, I unplugged it from the wall. I turned to the machine. I could see my reflection in its dark glass. Thankfully, the nightmare was over.
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