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Hopefully
And even more new paragraphs for emphasis.
EDIT: Some of you asked how I could have claimed to put a
So if you recall after my riveting tale previously concluded, I was in the hole that my neighbor dug and I noticed that the hole gave me access to his basement. I was like,
EDIT: I was 18 years old at the start of the story, if you remember my last post, but by the end I implied in a dramatic way that I was still in the hole in the present day. You morons probably assumed a significant amount of time had passed and I was now much older than 18 years old. NOPE! TWIST! I am currently 18 years old!
So I smashed that window and entered this
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So I looked at a journal that one of his victims had written with his own blood. Honestly I was impressed by the quality of the writing; for someone who was the subject of numerous horrific experiments, this poor soul was a rather adept writer. This journal, written by someone drifting into madness and death, showed an exceptional mastery of descriptive language and varied sentence structure. It was as good as or better than anything
Then I heard a sound upstairs and I was scared.
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So scared that I needed a new paragraph.
It was the
So this
Okay so this dog is barreling down the stairs at me, right? So I just straight up murder this
Well, shit on my dick and sell your mom a fudgesicle, there was the old man.
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Then he was a demon and I got scared to death. Frankly, a blind Jenna Jameson could have seen that one coming.
EDIT: Some of you have noticed that I heavily elaborate on the most worthless information but I tend to save the most intriguing parts for their own brief, single-line paragraphs when maybe doing it the other way around would be better. LICK MY FUCKING BALLS,
EDIT: Wow this story is needlessly fucking long. Not even gonna dress this up in the guise of a parodic statement. Just, holy fuck. Long stories. Damn.
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EDIT: New paragraphs during edits now?
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EDIT: Wait this is serious,
EDIT: Enough with the tangents,
EDIT: Actually this edit is kind of important. You know how Part 1 of this story said it was
So I got scared to death by the old man.
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