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Anyway, Tomb Raider was a great series. Wait, you haven't heard of the Tomb Raider series? Well, prior to being an Uncharted/Prince of Persia/God of War/Pitfall/X-Files/Metroid/Indiana Jones/Assassin's Creed/Kim Possible hybrid video game series (kinda more Tobe Hopper/Dave Chrohenberg-y if you ask me)- it was originally pitched to become an animated series for Kids WB; but the pilot episode was rejected due to many people believing that instead of being their direct response to Batman Animated; it ended up more sickening as time went on. I found the tape while working for a taco shop. Of course, the shop was abandoned; so I had to dust the grill and looked at something mysterious on the floor. It was a VHS tape, but it had a crooked sticker that said, "PILOT EP - TOMB RAIDER THE SERIES - IT'S GREAT - LOL."
It could've been a Mass Effect or Metroid series; but it wasn't. I muttered to myself, "Hwhat in the hell?" but I shrugged it off; because after doing even more research--based on my laptop that I still have fully charged to save battery power because I recycle a lot--from the recourse I found, according to an interview from one animator (not really specifying)--the animators, crew members, Eidos, creator Toby Guard, and Warner Bros. Animation claimed that the one whose lucky enough to find it will have to solve the first puzzle, a puzzle on how to raid a rabbit cave. Alas, I found an abandoned but still fixed TV/VCR combo as I put on the
"HER NAME IS LARA CROFT SHE'S A BIG TOMB RAIDER SHE WILL RAISE SOME TOMBS GRAPPLING HOOKS SHE GOES INSANER
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