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But- something strange happened when I went to see a madea movie this weekend. I thought it was called "A Madea Halloween." As in, the madea, celebrating Halloween. Boy, was I wrong. I can't tell you just how disheveled I felt walking into that theater, having forgotten to shower and shave for the past fifteen years of my life. But I, being a wealthy aristocrat and fine purveyor of quality cinematic cinema, prepared myself in a fancy tuxedo, suit, tie and bow link cuffs that I got from the local Golf-horse oxford fencing polo club.
I went to the theater. Got in line, bought my ticket. The owner of the theater was really sinister and started to scare me. "Dear boy!" He smiled, evilly. "What Madea film are you in the mood for today?!" He smiled a sinister smile. I looked at the marquee. "Madea goes to hell- 9:30" "Madea Goes to hell- 11:30" "Madea Goes to Hell- 2 p.m." My god! Every film on here was Madea goes to hell! "Kind of a crowded house tonight, eh?" I said to the theater operater. "Yes, some say this showing will
The floor was really hot and I noticed the temperature getting hotter as I entered. Well, I figured I could cool myself off with a cold and refreshing, bubbly drink from the concession stand. But I
I ordered the twin burritos, which were so scalding hot that I got third degree burns all over my hands as the cheese sauce entered my body. And the coca cola tasted like hot and fiery sulfur! Never mind that, it was time to watch Madea. Also, the thing at the concession stand looked like an angry druid. I'm not sure what that means.
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