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Motorhead was almost done playing and Lemmy pointed at me and said "No fake tickets dumbass" and then hyperrealistic blood came out of him mouth and Motor head died and crumpled into dust and floated away. I was really scared now, because the ticket guy said it was ok, but clearly it wasn't I turned around and Dave was Dave Mustaine from Megadeth and Dave said "I got fired AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and then he started bleeding everywhere and his eyes were also hyperrealsitc black and also hyperrealistic red.
Then Metallica came out, and it was even more weird because Jame had long hair and Lars wasn't balding. They started playing Enter Sand man, and when jam het said "Exit light" instead he looked right at me and his eyes were red and he said "Exit venue" and instead of enter night he said "fake ticket." I knew this part of the song, James was going to say "OOOOOOOO YEAH YEAH" but I was cought off guard when the stage was covered in blood, just like the hyperrealistic blood I saw in the door except there was more of it. Jame says "OOOOO NO NO" and then, scariest of all, Lard starts playing
Then Dave clutched my shoulder except now he was a skeleton and he said "What no warning? No second chance?" Like what Dave Mustaine said when he got fired from Metallica. Which was kinda funny to me because my friend's name was Dave and he got turned into Dave Mustaine but it was also scary. Then Kurt Hamlet played a wah wah pedal solo but it sounded like babies crying. And then james said "MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS." and then Kurtis's guitar strings became puppet strings and they held me down while Jame, Kurt Russell and Lard started killing me and eating my organs, Cliff Burton was also there. Cliff Burton is dead too, which is why it's scary. Cliff looked at me and said "Don't use fake tickets or we'll kill you again" and even though I was dead, I said "Ok." Then I woke up and I was listening to Metallica again. But the scariest part of the story is I knew I was still dead
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