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The original story/greentext had crazy Rory saying “god is coming to rape the sinners” https://i.4pcdn.org/x/1690406052725356.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWVof8jX2Q It works because the original author clearly wanted to say "reap the sinners" but hilariously misspelt it.
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(The original story/greentext had crazy Rory saying “god is coming to rape the sinners” https://i.4pcdn.org/x/1690406052725356.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWVof8jX2Q It works because the original author clearly wanted to say "reap the sinners" but hilariously misspelt it.) |
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I had got home from school and went to play on my NES but I was such a pro at gaming that I had beaten most of the games in library and I had almost every game that was ever made for the NES. I beat all the Mario games so many times and even hard games like Silver Surfer and Terminator". So I flipped through the pages of a local gaming magazine I saw advert for a gaming helpline which was simply called "The Mario Helpline" and I thought "this sounds like I laugh" I will give it call. This was the biggest mistake of my life.
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The phone rang for what seemed like five minutes and then it was answered and I heard the voice of that plumber we all know and love "It's a-me, Mario! you are on the phone with a Mario. Thank you so much for playing my game!" and I said "Mario why are your games so easy bro? I beat all your games what are you goanna do about it" and then there was a silence that seemed to go on for fifteen seconds and then Mario said "Okey dokey, yousa are gonna to regret this. You want a hard game I give you the hardest game of them all" and I thought he meant that they were going to send my the legendary Mario rom hack made by Nintendo themselves but it turned out to be something much worse and now I cannot think of Mario as anything more than something wicked...something evil.[[File:1649004290755s.jpg|right|125x73]]Nothing strange happened at first apart from the crazy preacher who was always raving outside the school looked me in the eyes and said "God is coming to
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So, the following days I bragged to my bros at school about how I will be getting a wicked sick NES game that will be hardest one ever made, and they didn't believe me. When I told them about the Mario helpline, they laughed at me even harder. I only had my best friend Toby and my other friend Nate to console me. Then one day I received a phone call and I picked it up and it was Mario on the phone "It's a me a Mario and I am coming to kill you! Oh yeah!" I sighed this was clearly a prank call by the school bully Ricky Ryan and "Very funny" but Mario only threatened me further "Hoo hoo! It no joke I am a coming to kill you and your friends! Let's-a go!" and I hang up the phone.
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