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|Popeye: The Final Punch|"My mouth hung open like I just watched Jesus come back from heaven. What the shit was that? How could they have even thought about showing that to children? It was a good thing that this media was lost, because I don't ever want to watch it again."
|Spongebob will destroy civilisation|"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I ''implore'' you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
|Smackdown Vs Raw 2666|"While the game was loading, my friend texted me and said 'Why'd you take the game! You have to give it back! NOW!!!'"
|YouChan|"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
|McDonald's: Lost Burger|"Each terrible bite spawned some new horror before me, including a bunch of skeletons popping out, extreme amounts of blood, and secret messages in all sorts of very spooky foreign languages. It was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my life."
|The Irritating and Pedantic Convention Seller Who Sells Used Video Games For Overinflated eBay Prices|"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
|Lost Millennium Falcon LEGO Set|"I noticed that it smelt like burning plastic, like a burning LEGO piece, then I found out the Microfighter Falcon I bought was melting in the oven that was like left out overnight."
|3:14 AM|"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
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