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FEATURED PASTAS

Popeye: The Final Punch "My mouth hung open like I just watched Jesus come back from heaven. What the shit was that? How could they have even thought about showing that to children? It was a good thing that this media was lost, because I don't ever want to watch it again."

Smackdown Vs Raw 2666 "While the game was loading, my friend texted me and said 'Why'd you take the game! You have to give it back! NOW!!!'"

McDonald's: Lost Burger "Each terrible bite spawned some new horror before me, including a bunch of skeletons popping out, extreme amounts of blood, and secret messages in all sorts of very spooky foreign languages. It was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my life."

Lost Millennium Falcon LEGO Set "I noticed that it smelt like burning plastic, like a burning LEGO piece, then I found out the Microfighter Falcon I bought was melting in the oven that was like left out overnight."

List of past featured pastas