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Before you read this, read the original [[Murder Sheep]].
▲Before you read this, read the original Murder Sheep. http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Murder_Sheep</p>
==8 Years Later...==
==Almost The End==
==The End==
Anyway, I knew that my last chance was to defeat the murder sheep and cure myself. I grabbed a butter knife instead of my AK-47 for... whatever reason... and dashed outside. But then I realized my house was surrounded by them. The blood from their eyes was getting on my lawn! THEY WILL PAY!!!
==Just Kidding, That Wasn't The End==
An epic battle was waged. Though many HYPER-REALISTIC sheep guts were spilled, the murder sheep killed me. The last vision I remember was the murder sheep's blood, dripping into my left eye. It felt cold.
==Okay, THIS Is The End==
That was the story of Murder Sheep. If I'm dead, how am I typing this, you may ask? Well, I'm typing this from THE GREAT BEYOND! Heaven has fast internet, you know.
The moral of the story is if sheep are haunting you, move to Ecuador under the fake name of Senor Fartzenegger. Just remember to leave your passport outisde of the bathroom when you take a diarrhea dump.
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