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>Instead of pouring Gatorade, pour Guacamole on the coach
==Risky, yet certain Ways==
>Read "50 Shades of Grey" and post it to all the AFC teams on Facebook for some online reading
>Let Mark Sanchez throw for at LEAST a first down
>[[Shrek is Love]], seriously, it's the best way.
>Get rid of Mark Sanchez, oh wait, that isn't risky. Well, lets draft a QB then.
>Remove, and dump the unflushed toilet on the field for the next home game.
>Rename selves to the New York Turnovers
>Support the Seahawks-Packers game
>Quit being worthy for offensive memes. (which scores more than the Jets offense)
==The End==
The Jets WILL win the Super Bowl with either 10 of these rules! But, they will never beat the Seahawks.
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