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[[File:Kim-jong-un-respect-my-authoritah.jpg|thumb]]When we last left off BEN was finishing killing off his last vicim and now he waits patietly in the N64 cart waiting for some unlucky soul to pick up and play the hunted copy of Majora's Mask. ▼
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Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into the console but little did BEN knew who was the person playing the game. It was none other than Kim Jong-Un!▼
▲Finally someone did and soon the cart was inserted into
Kim started the game and he noticed a file that read BEN. He deleted it and create a new fine in his name.Kim began to noticed the glitches and distortions in the graphics and sometimes the game would call him BEN instead of Kim Jong-Un. At this point BEN began to pull off his tricks in order to drive Kim to insanity.▼
▲Kim started the game and he noticed a file that read BEN. He deleted it and create a new fine in his name. Kim began to
For some reason Kim Jong-Un was able to outwit BEN with his tricks. BEN tried to set Kim's Link on fire but somehow it didn't work.
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"What the fuck!?!",said BEN in an angry matter. "How the hell did he not die from that? That trick always works! Why isn't working now?",said BEN.
BEN decides to trap Kim's Link in Clock Town with music playing backwards(wow scary) but for some weird ass reason Kim was able to leave Clock Town with no trouble at all!
"Oh fuck you!",said BEN yelling like an angry German."That should have worked but why isn't anything keeping this guy from advancing
So BEN decides to stalk Kim by using his statue
"Mother of God of that fucking hurts." "You shouldn't have done that Kim. You shouldn't have done that."
Just then BEN came to the sudden realization why Kim was beating him and outwitting him so much. Asians are much better at video games than
All of a sudden the whole room that Kim was in began to shake violently (now where getting somewhere) and a dark portal open up
"You pissed me off for the last time!", said BEN in an anime styled fashion. "Now you're gonna get yours!"
BEN began to attack Kim by causing him to
"Damn you just don't want to quit do you?"."Lets see if you can defeat Skull Kid and the Moon Children."
But out of quick thinking Kim Jong-Un
"You fight with the strength of one with many real friends but lets see if you can defeat my champion muhuahahaha."
BEN summoned the Happy Mask Salesman. The Happy Mask Salesman began to use close combat on Kim. He tried to kick and punch Kim but no matter what he did Kim was able to dodge the Happy Mask Salesman's attacks like Neo Anderson from The Matrix.
"How
"Don't hurt me I..
All of a sudden a Smash Ball
"Have mercy!!",said BEN.
For some odd reason the instrumental version of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme
The battle was over. Kim won but then the same dark
"BEN was holding me prisoner you saved
"We're your gilrfreinds now and we want to kiss you!",said the other nine senhi.
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"Without anyone telling us too!",said Sailor Moon.
Kim Jong-Un was looking at the ground in tears and then he looked up and fired a laser from his mouth to the clouds.
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The End
Written and directed by Kim Jong-Un and the Workers' Party of Korea.
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