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I doubt you want to hear about
 
The Tome I found in my attic
 
How I read a few words, and
 
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
The Tome I found in my attic
 
How I read a few words, and
 
I doubt you want to hear about
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
 
The strange noises under my bed.
 
How a hand taps at my window,
I doubt you want to hear about
 
All gooey and bloody red.
The strange noises under my bed.
 
How a hand taps at my window,
 
I doubt you want to hear about
All gooey and bloody red.
 
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
 
How they stole most my food
I doubt you want to hear about
 
And ate my parakeet Midge.
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
 
How they stole most my food
 
I doubt you want to hear about
And ate my parakeet Midge.
 
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
 
IHow doubtit youset wantfire to hearmy aboutroom
 
And drop down blazing hail.
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
 
How it set fire to my room
 
I doubt you want to hear about
And drop down blazing hail.
 
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
 
How blue mice with green tails
I doubt you want to hear about
 
Stole my gold coins and locket.
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
 
How blue mice with green tails
 
I doubt you want to hear about
Stole my gold coins and locket.
 
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
 
How they track mud and dirt
I doubt you want to hear about
 
All over my nice clean floors.
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
 
How they track mud and dirt
 
I doubt you want to hear about
All over my nice clean floors.
 
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
 
IHow doubtshe you wantthreatens to hearturn aboutme
 
Inside out and steal away my brain.
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
 
How she threatens to turn me
 
I doubt you want to hear about
Inside out and steal away my brain.
 
The latest predicament I’m in,
 
Involving a tall, faceless guy
I doubt you want to hear about
 
And a kid with a grin.
The latest predicament I’m in,
 
Involving a tall, faceless guy
 
You think the things I willingly tell
And a kid with a grin.
 
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
 
Which is My Little Pony.
You think the things I willingly tell
 
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Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
 
Which is My Little Pony.
 
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