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This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot
I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. ▼
▲"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired.
▲[[File:Pancakesthebetterone.jpg|thumb|374px|SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW]]
It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME▼
▲Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME
[[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|192px|OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS RAPING JEFF]]▼
I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA RAPING ▼
▲I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA
THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.
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AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING:
▲''WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME''
▲''PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK''
▲''ALSO FUCK YOU"''
Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA
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ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111
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