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* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EEVIIL_PAATRIIXXXX_DAAH_SUBSTITOOT_TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!! EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/COSMO_SHOTS_KAMEHAMEHA_LASERS_OUT_HIS_PAINIS_AN_DIEDS_WANDA!!!! COSMO SHOTS KAMEHAMEHA LASERS OUT HIS PAINIS AN DIEDS WANDA!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pet_Sitter_Patrixxx Pet Sitter Patrixxx]
== Pastas I have planned ==
* NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
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* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])
== The Many Lasers of Spooneads' Trollpasta Universe ==
These lasers are in order of power, starting from the most powerful to the least powerful.
* '''ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER'''
More powerful than MIND **** BALL OF MASS DESTRUCTION, Gore Fest, and World Eat combined times 15 billion. This move is used to wipe out entire galaxies it's that fuxxxing powerful.
Can be fired by: EVIL PATRIXXX, EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX
* '''Anaconda Lasers'''
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT EPIC FUXXXING LASER EYES, HUN! About as quarter as powerful as the ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER, but can be fired out of the eyes, mouth and nostrils, so 4 lasers can be fired at once!
Can be fired by: Nicki Minaj, Sir. Mix-a-lot (IT'S MY UNIVERSE OK?!?!?!)
* '''Super Sonic Lightspeed Epic Haxxxxor Laser'''
This is a very fast moving laser, and can only be fired by sentient beings that are very, very fast. This move is powerful enough to destroy a small nation in one blow.
Can be fired by: Sonic, Sonic.exe, Sanic, EVIL SONIXXX, Winnie the fucking piece of shit
* '''Antisemitism Laser'''
A laser which is made up of pure hatred of the Jewish religion. It is said that some Nazis secretly knew this move, and possibly still knew it for the rest of their lives.
Can be fired by: EVIL HITLERXXX, The Nazi Skeletons, Possibly some former Nazis.
* '''EVIL LAZORXXX'''
This is a more common laser, and is powerful enough to destroy a large building.
Can be fired by: Every character with "EVIL" and "XXX" in their name.
* '''LAZORXXX'''
This is pretty much the Anti-EVIL LAZORXXX. Same power level, cancels the EVIL LAZORXXX out.
Can be fired by: Every character with "XXX" but no "EVIL" in their name.
* '''MOAR Lasers'''
Lasers that are made up of pure greed and desperation.
Can be fired by: Moar Krabs
* '''Nose Lasers (Lasers out of the Nose)'''
It's a laser... which comes out of one's nose... It's barely powerful enough to kill a fully grown man.
Can be fired by: Otis the Rapist.
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
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