Spongebob - Lies (Funny Edition)
I was an real big fan of Dickelodeon. I really loved SpongeBob so much as a kid. In fact, I was actually crying nonstop when I found out Stephen Spielberg passed away. He was my child. So, in horny of him, I bought every SpongeBob DVP that was available. A couple days later while I was out for a walk, I found a guy who was selling a lost SpongeBob episode DVP. I told him, "How much is it?" He said it's for 69$. So I bought it and turned on my DVP player.
I was curious about the DVP, so I popped it in. The first thing I saw was a fish staring at you that was shit-colored and had a nickelodeon logo on his neck. "What the hella fuckawuck happened to the fish logo?!” I thought to myself.
Well, I didn't really care about it, so I kept watching. The menu screen was just a stretched out .jpeg of SpongeBob with a title called "SPONGEBOBISAFUCKINGPUSSY.mp4". I clicked on it.
The first thing I saw was the intro, it was fine. Nothing was wrong until it went to the title card. The background was PINK. The title of the episode was called "Lies" and there was a shitagram with it. During the title card, Animal Crossing music mixed with the PornHub intro music was playing in the background.
The first thing that showed up was SpongeBob eating some shells next to his pet Gary, It looked like a normal episode so far. "Well Shitry, I am heading to work! See ya back, Shitry!" After SpongeBob left the house and off to work, he saw a fish, and it zoomed in on it's detailed face. SpongeBob got some pills out of his pocket and ate them.
There was cum coming out of his mouth and his skin was exploding with shit all around him. I was really confused at this point. SpongeBob screamed and ran as fast as he could to the Krusty Krab. When he walked in, there were people who were waiting in line for krabby patties. Then I heard Mr. Krabs yell out, "SPONGEBOB!" The only thing off was that it wasn't the original voice actor. It sounded more like fucking Tom Hanks.
"THE CUSTOMERS ARE IN A FRENZY!" SpongeBob ran into the kitchen without saying a word. He started making krabby patties. Then it was just a loop (like The Flintstones) of him flipping krabby patties. And this is where the whole episode just goes downhill.
As the loop of SpongeBob flipping patties kept on going, a metal door shaking could be heard out of nowhere. Later on, screams could be heard. It sounded like a torture room. I started to shake. Then, SpongeBob started melting until his ribcage started showing.
The room got darker and the screams started to get louder. The full kitchen was set on fire. And eventually, the audio stopped. SpongeBob stared at the viewer. He said, "People think I am a good person. BOY WHAT THE HELL BOI". Then everything came back to normal. He called Mr. Krabs. When he came, he was confused. SpongeBob already knew how to make krabby patties. But then, the craziest thing happened. SpongeBob grabbed Mr. Krabs' head and used his bare hands to dislocate Mr. Krabs' bones, skin him alive and then dismember him. Then he stretched his face and eye with his bare hands like play-doh. I threw up looking at his mutilated corpse. He was so mutilated that I won't even show the image, his entire body practically melted away with the exception of his teeth.
Then he grabbed a pair of tweezers and began doing something. I literally saw him rip off Mr. Krabs' bloodied jaw and gums. Those jaws. SpongeBob started laughing with blood all over his face. He went to Squidward. Squidward told him to bug off. SpongeBob said in a demonic voice, "You will face the wrath of SpongeBob. Prepare to die." He grabbed Squidward's chest and ripped it open. He ripped out his heart and soon enough, Squidward fell onto the floor. Dead. While SpongeBob was looking at the realistic heart, and then began to squish it until it exploded. SpongeBob began eating the remains of his heart. He then plucked his eyeballs out, ate them, ripped off his lips and then tore open his mouth and jaws. It was pretty bad, but not nearly as bad as whatever the hell SpongeBob did to Mr. Krabs.
I didn't have a bucket with me, so instead, I threw up on the floor. As I kept watching, SpongeBob entered the gym. He saw Larry and gave him a protein milkshake. As Larry drank it, he started throwing up blood. Blood also come out of his eyes, ears, butt crack, nose, all of his offices. He tried to throw up at the sight of what was happening to him, b he just threw up more blood. His pale body fell to the floor, covered in blood, and started seizing uncontrollably. SpongeBob was laughing uncontrollably since he put poisonous pills inside the drink.
Next, he went to Sandy's treedome. Sandy was working on a brand-new invention that looked like a wood chipper. SpongeBob then picked up a rock, and threw it into the glass. The treedome cracked a little until it broke. Sandy then died because of the rock that SpongeBob threw at her window, causing her to drown. And when SpongeBob saw her floating dead body, he then said "I just need one more kill..."
Then it cut to SpongeBob circling Patrick's house with a bat full of nails. Patrick was scared and was biting his at his “fingers“, even though he didn't have any nails or fingers. SpongeBob opened the rock. Patrick screamed as it cut to pitch black screen while I could hear Patrick screaming in pain while repetitive gore noises, kinda like the among us kill sound, but gorier, so I could tell Patrick was getting hit by the bat with nails multiple times. Then it cut to Patrick in his rock covered in blood with his skull and some other bones exposed and intestines leaking out. I threw up once again. What is wrong with SpongeBob!? Then, a message came up that said "あなたが次のだ..." I didn't know what means so I used Google Translate on my phone. It was Japanese that meant "You are next..."
The scene then cut to SpongeBob's house. It showed the inside of the house, which was all dirty and trashed. There was also a pentagram on the wall, and it was the same thing in the title card. The next room had Gary in it, dead with his shell broken and eyes slit. The next room showed a bunch of dead bodies of the fish kids. SpongeBob was lying in bed with a knife in one hand and a sad face covered in blood. He said "Why, Bikini Bottom. Why?" He sighed and said, "I guess this might be the only way out..." SpongeBob slit his wrist and cut the word “LIES” in his arm. He died shortly. Before the episode ended, it showed A realistic SpongeBob with a creepy smile and he said, "LIES".
Then the episode ended. I ended up having nausea and suicidal thoughts. But luckily, I found a therapist to help me out. I still like SpongeBob, but I will never look at him the same ever again.
Credited to CYWfndm
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