Spookkake
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"Spookkake" - that's what my (I'm 23) older brother (he's 26) called it, at least. I walked in on him watching it. It appeared to be some kind of spewky ghost initiation ritual. A woman was surrounded by seven wizards who waved their magic wands and sprayed her with ghostly ectoplasm. Evidently, these wizards were ghost conjurers.
I was hella spewked to begin with because the lady didn't have any clothes on (I mean, really! Who does that?!) When she swallowed the ghostly goo, I knew the ritual was complete.
But the scurriest thing wasn't the video. It was my brother.
His penis was very large and hard (eww, srsly wtf) and he was playing with it (AGAIN, WTF). But wait a minute... the penis is the only part of your body that is not bone... Is it possible... is it possible that the video itself is what makes your penis hard, and then by stroking it, it becomes harder and harder until it's solid bone, so then you are 100% bone, aka skillingtone? My brain says no, but my body says yes.
Anyhoo five minutes after I walked in, he noticed I was there and told me to get the fuck out.
Right after he kicked me out for watching him touch himself, I did what any spewkd person would do. I got the vacuum cleaner. If his dangly bits were key to becoming skillettongue, I had to suck them off (with a vacuum cleaner, you pervs)
I just did that and I'm not sure if I did it right because there's blood, like, EVERYWHERE.
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