Spooky CIA ghost hacked my microwave

Ok you guys I am spooked for real right now. This happened 2 hours ago and I still feel so spooky.

It all started at 6am when I went to microwave my fleshlight, I saw Steve's Jobs ghost in the reflection of the door. Then my friend Brandon called and said his mom said he wasn't grounded anymore and he was coming over. Brandon's phone isn't an iphone but his mom's phone is. What are the odds I'd see steve job's ghost and then right away get called by someone whose mom has got a phone from apple- the very company steve jobs created??! But it gets even spookier

I tell Brandon that I gotta go finish microwaving my fleshlight and as soon as he hangs up, my microwave starts doing this spooky beep over and over again and a demon was holding the microwave door shut so I couldn't get my fleshlight out.

Finally I realized it was probably morse code so I said "microwave demon I can't speak morse code"

And then right away the microwave showed LETTERS real letters

I'm gonna say exactly what it said but be careful because it's so scary

It said "Hi brain this is the ghost of jeffrey epstein and I totally did kill myself"

Brandon said this is dumb because Jeffrey Epstein hasn't even been dead that long so he probably doesn't even have a ghost yet. I realized he's so right and also...who else want people to believe Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide? The CIA!

So tonight my mom's friend the pizza guy is coming over to see if he can reverse-hack our microwave. Best case scenario we can hack the CIA back and if so you can watch me on the news tomorrow. Worst case scenario they hacked us from an internet cafe and we won't be able to trace them.

Send me your good vibes, I'm a wanted man now. brandon if you're reading this don't tell anyone where I live and don't tell anyone at school

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Credited to horror_threadkiller 

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