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Revision as of 08:00, 15 October 2022
It was 12:34 in the morning. I had been asleep for roughly 3 hours, but something deep in my bowels had awaken me from my deep slumber.
My name is Bruce Bolton. I'm a college graduate with a major in Marine Biology and a minor in a Homeopathy. To ease the tension that was deep inside me, I wandered toward the bathroom in a half-asleep daze. When I had arrived in the bathroom, I pulled down my pajama pants and Spider-Man underwater around my ankles, and sat on the toilet.
When my skin made contact with the toilet, I felt a cold shiver crawl up my spine. This shiver gave me a foreboding premonition. I hoped this will be a quick trip to the bathroom, but something told me this wouldn't be the case.
It took three minutes for it to begin to crown, and then I felt it slowly pass through me. Then when it finally fell into the toilet, I felt a wet sensation as the toilet water splashed back at me. This was the ultimate terror. On the top of my lungs, I screamed. It started as a subtle, moist feeling, but it evolved as terror filled my body, and I knew I wasn't even finished yet. My bowels rumbled and I slowly prepared for what was going to come next...
Credited to ModestAbomination
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