DAY 58: SINCE MOVING HERE, I STILL HAVEN'T FELT RIGHT. EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE SPONGEBOB WILL BEGIN PLAYING WHILE I'M... "PUMPING MY SHOTGUN". THE ONLY EPISODES ON ARE ONES SENTERED AROUND PATRICK. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I MAY BE BE GOING MAD.
DAY 60: SOMETHING VERY STRANGE HAPEND TODAY. I WAS WOKEN AWAKE BY THE SPONGEBOB SHOW, BUT MY VISION WAS BLOCKED BY SOMETHING PINK BLOCKED MY VISION. I SAW TWO ROUND OBJECTS IN FRONT OF MY FACE, WITH A GIANT WEIGHT ON MY CHEST.
DAY 64: I HAVE RELIVED THAT THESE OBJECTS ARE BUNS. I EVEN RELIVED THAT PATRICK IS HAUNTING ME. I SAY HIS FACE TONIGHT AND IT WAS SO CREEPY, AND FAT.
DAY 68: I HEARD HIS VOICE TODAY, I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YA HOW IT SOUNDED. ACTUALLY IT SOUNDED BIG FAT AND DUMB. BUT SCARIER. HE'S BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE PHYSICAL EACH DAY. I HOPE THAT I'M ALRIGHT. DANG IT! I'M WRITING THIS UNDER MY BED FOR... REASONS. BUT I SEE HIM COMING IN. OH SHIT, HE JUST DROPPED HIS PANTS! I HOPE THAT HE DOESN'T DO WHAT I THINK HE'S GONNA D-
PATRICK IS HERE HE IS GOD. HE IS EVIL.HE IS, EVERYTHING. REMEMBER THIS FACE:
