Steamboat Willie 2: Order of Islam
On the Disney Dream, there was a seemingly small disaster of great proportions. We had just gotten off the coast of Somalia the cruise was heading to Toon Town to drop off our slaves from Africa. We saw a small boat riding alongside our grand cruise, the people on it seemed very poor and sad, but when they spotted our boat and started heading toward it, I could tell something was very wrong. We immediately made a complete halt and announced to our visitors that something was wrong, we were ready to call the authorities, but our radios had been tampered with. We didn't have any real weapons on this boat of ours, so we had no way to prepare for the disasters we were about to face. they attached a ladder to our boat and climbed on one by one. These terrorists (Who represented all of Islam) were armed with very large weapons, which had tons of ammo. All we had was a flare gun with two rounds of ammo, we missed on our first shot but we saved the next round for later. This is the story of Steamboat Willie 2: The Order of Islam
We knew we were in big trouble and that there was no way out of this when Captain Mickey said, “Lower the anchors! We are required to go into a temporary halt, as the terrorists boarding the ship can not be negotiated with. Be warned that we may have to give up our ship in order to remain safe from the terrorists!” And just like that, people started to plunge into the water, one by one. They would rather drown than even try to get the ship to land! The terrorists were shooting the drowning passengers just to show how truly serious this incident was. They later told us that they wanted the ship and the captain, so we said we’d deliver their orders. But we had a plan.
Our plan was to seduce the Pirates with a really sexy lullaby called “London Bridge is Falling Down”. They got really fucking horny and started fucking each other. One of them started to squirt Santorum out of his dick hole, while all the other pirates were throwing up bloody bile in each other’s anuses and mouths. They started to kill themselves and shit semen out of their boobs. Also they were shemales. Bob, one of the Pirates, started fucking him/herself, then he squirt into Wayne the Weird Whale's blowhole. Wayne is my whale, he is very smart, my parents might have to put him down(’s syndrome) The bloody bile and Santorum mixed to make a shitty bile cum monster, that started crapping pink puke. Matty, my friend, started to shit out bile and orange hair. It splashed on the ground and it stank like a skank. Gordon Freeman took off his glasses and revealed that he had testicles for eyes and eyes for testicles. It was really hot. Also his dick was a nose. John Freeman, Gordon’s brother, started to lick Gordon’s eyes so he could finally taste Gordon’s tears. But there were no tears, only cum. This concludes Steamy Boner William III’s Story.
