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My life is an intense life. I remember back in the day when all i had to care about was school and lookin punk rock. It all then changed in a quick manor. |
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This is a story i come across while i'm on Poopsy666's Deviantart. but unsure if it's a troll or not. |
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==Story== |
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[[File:Sneaky_slice_by_suicidexmacaroni-d8a3eu3.jpg|thumb|OMG, PIZZA, WAI MUST U DO DIS!?]]My life is an intense life. I remember back in the day when all i had to care about was school and lookin punk rock. It all then changed in a quick manor.<br />i was at a sleep over, makin pizza. When we finishd makin an pizza we watched a scary movie. I got hungray so i went into kitchen to get a sneaky slice of pizza and i decided to not turn on light cause fuck the polic. Then this stupid bitch scared me nd i smacked her wit a pizza slice. She died n i got all scared so i went home cause dah popo will surely not believe that i did not kill friend, it was pizza!<br />So i was home and i packed my punk rock black veil bridez bakpak with stuff that killers use because that is now who i am thanks to mischievous pizza. I looked at my normel not killer self in mirror one last time. I held trusty dish rag in my hand, as it was a good weapon cause i can stuff in peopls mouths and kil them. <br />'Can only use this dish rag' i thought, 'if somebodi takes it then i am powerless.'<br />i sighed and then did sick parkour out window.<br />when i wandered in forest i was not scared because my teen girl body can over power any enemie as long as i has dish rag!!!<br />suddenly there was a house that looked shadi but i was like "i accidentally kill friend so what is left to lose?" So i did sick parkour in window.<br />'who is you' asked a group of killer<br />'i am caleb parkour i killed friend with pizza slice and now i must quench my blood thirst pls n thnx'<br />'okai' said killer group unanimousli<br />Nd now am killer in a killing house with a group of the many killerz.<br />dis is my storie<br />dis is my life<br />now i walk off in distance listenin to Bring me Horizon Plz on my walkmans, silencly puttin on more eyeliner, trusti dishrag in hand deuces |
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i was at a sleep over, makin pizza. When we finishd makin an pizza we watched a scary movie. I got hungray so i went into kitchen to get a sneaky slice of pizza and i decided to not turn on light cause fuck the polic. Then this stupid bitch scared me nd i smacked her wit a pizza slice. She died n i got all scared so i went home cause dah popo will surely not believe that i did not kill friend, it was pizza! |
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So i was home and i packed my punk rock black veil bridez bakpak with stuff that killers use because that is now who i am thanks to mischievous pizza. I looked at my normel not killer self in mirror one last time. I held trusty dish rag in my hand, as it was a good weapon cause i can stuff in peopls mouths and kil them. |
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'Can only use this dish rag' i thought, 'if somebodi takes it then i am powerless.' |
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i sighed and then did sick parkour out window. |
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when i wandered in forest i was not scared because my teen girl body can over power any enemie as long as i has dish rag!!! |
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suddenly there was a house that looked shadi but i was like "i accidentally kill friend so what is left to lose?" So i did sick parkour in window. |
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'who is you' asked a group of killer |
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'i am caleb parkour i killed friend with pizza slice and now i must quench my blood thirst pls n thnx' |
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'okai' said killer group unanimousli |
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Nd now am killer in a killing house with a group of the many killerz. |
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dis is my storie |
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dis is my life |
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now i walk off in distance listenin to Bring me Horizon Plz on my walkmans, silencly puttin on more eyeliner, trusti dishrag in hand deuces |
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Revision as of 19:29, 21 May 2022
My life is an intense life. I remember back in the day when all i had to care about was school and lookin punk rock. It all then changed in a quick manor.
i was at a sleep over, makin pizza. When we finishd makin an pizza we watched a scary movie. I got hungray so i went into kitchen to get a sneaky slice of pizza and i decided to not turn on light cause fuck the polic. Then this stupid bitch scared me nd i smacked her wit a pizza slice. She died n i got all scared so i went home cause dah popo will surely not believe that i did not kill friend, it was pizza!
So i was home and i packed my punk rock black veil bridez bakpak with stuff that killers use because that is now who i am thanks to mischievous pizza. I looked at my normel not killer self in mirror one last time. I held trusty dish rag in my hand, as it was a good weapon cause i can stuff in peopls mouths and kil them.
'Can only use this dish rag' i thought, 'if somebodi takes it then i am powerless.'
i sighed and then did sick parkour out window.
when i wandered in forest i was not scared because my teen girl body can over power any enemie as long as i has dish rag!!!
suddenly there was a house that looked shadi but i was like "i accidentally kill friend so what is left to lose?" So i did sick parkour in window.
'who is you' asked a group of killer
'i am caleb parkour i killed friend with pizza slice and now i must quench my blood thirst pls n thnx'
'okai' said killer group unanimousli
Nd now am killer in a killing house with a group of the many killerz.
dis is my storie
dis is my life
now i walk off in distance listenin to Bring me Horizon Plz on my walkmans, silencly puttin on more eyeliner, trusti dishrag in hand deuces
Credited to suicidexmacaroni
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