Super Deathtroid: Difference between revisions

I was nearing the end of my playthrough of ''Super Metroid''. The SNES era was before my time, and as a huge fan of ''Metroid: Other M'', I had downloaded the relevant emulator and rom files to go back and explore the series's roots for the first time.

I closed the rom before the Metroid could do to Samus as it had done to Niarb Rehtom.  I couldn't bear to watch any further. Only a mind intimately familiar with the deepest crevices of Hell could think to inflict such horror and indiscriminate brutality upon a simple Nintendo game.  I have seen into the abyss, and it has told me that God cares not for us.  This will be my final word on this Earth; I have the pistol cocked and loaded resting in my lap even as I type this. Goodbye, everyone - I'm afraid I won't see you next mission.

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