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MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS '''YOU CAN NOT STOP'''. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "''MC 1.3.666''". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME.
MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS '''YOU CAN NOT STOP'''. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "''MC 1.3.666''". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME.




I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "''SATAN''". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON.
I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "''SATAN''". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON.


SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' I COULD '''''SHIT MY PANTS'''''. THEN HE PULLS OUT A '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "'''''SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!'''''" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO ''UNDRESS'' ME AND '''HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX''' WITH ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD.


SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' I COULD '''''SHIT MY PANTS'''''. THEN HE PULLS OUT A '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "'''''SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!'''''" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO ''UNDRESS'' ME AND '''RAPE''' ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD.




I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE ''PENTAGRAM'' ON MY HAND.
I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE ''PENTAGRAM'' ON MY HAND.




THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "''GO TO SLEEP''". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD!
THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "''GO TO SLEEP''". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD!




THEN '''''WHO WAS PHONE???'''''
THEN '''''WHO WAS PHONE???'''''




BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, ''A SKELETON POPPED OUT''. AND THEN I DIED.
BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, ''A SKELETON POPPED OUT''. AND THEN I DIED.




IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW.
IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW.




THEY CALL ME "'''''HEROBRINE'''''".
THEY CALL ME "'''''HEROBRINE'''''".
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Latest revision as of 07:34, 29 June 2023

MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU CAN NOT STOP. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "MC 1.3.666". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME.

I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "SATAN". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON.

SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC I COULD SHIT MY PANTS. THEN HE PULLS OUT A HYPER-REALISTIC KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO UNDRESS ME AND HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD.

I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE PENTAGRAM ON MY HAND.

THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "GO TO SLEEP". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE???

BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, A SKELETON POPPED OUT. AND THEN I DIED.

IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW.

THEY CALL ME "HEROBRINE".

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