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MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS '''YOU CAN NOT STOP'''. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "''MC 1.3.666''". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME. |
MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS '''YOU CAN NOT STOP'''. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "''MC 1.3.666''". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME. |
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I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "''SATAN''". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON. |
I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "''SATAN''". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON. |
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⚫ | SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' I COULD '''''SHIT MY PANTS'''''. THEN HE PULLS OUT A '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "'''''SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!'''''" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO ''UNDRESS'' ME AND '''HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX''' WITH ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD. |
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⚫ | SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' I COULD '''''SHIT MY PANTS'''''. THEN HE PULLS OUT A '''HYPER-REALISTIC''' KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "'''''SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!'''''" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO ''UNDRESS'' ME AND ''' |
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I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE ''PENTAGRAM'' ON MY HAND. |
I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE ''PENTAGRAM'' ON MY HAND. |
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THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "''GO TO SLEEP''". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD! |
THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "''GO TO SLEEP''". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD! |
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THEN '''''WHO WAS PHONE???''''' |
THEN '''''WHO WAS PHONE???''''' |
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BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, ''A SKELETON POPPED OUT''. AND THEN I DIED. |
BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, ''A SKELETON POPPED OUT''. AND THEN I DIED. |
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IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW. |
IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW. |
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THEY CALL ME "'''''HEROBRINE'''''". |
THEY CALL ME "'''''HEROBRINE'''''". |
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Latest revision as of 07:34, 29 June 2023
MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU CAN NOT STOP. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "MC 1.3.666". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME.
I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "SATAN". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON.
SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC I COULD SHIT MY PANTS. THEN HE PULLS OUT A HYPER-REALISTIC KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO UNDRESS ME AND HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD.
I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE PENTAGRAM ON MY HAND.
THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "GO TO SLEEP". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD!
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, A SKELETON POPPED OUT. AND THEN I DIED.
IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW.
THEY CALL ME "HEROBRINE".
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