THE SPOOKY TRAIN
OK SO I WAS WATCHING THE SPOOKY TV DURING A SPOOKY NIGHT ON A SPOOKY CHAIR EATING A SPOOKY SANDWICH. THEN SOME SPOOKY PERSON TURNED OFF THE SPOOKY TV AND SAID "DUDE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO TO YOUR SPOOKY BED OR THE SPOOKY SKELETON MAN WILL GET YOU!!" I WAS ALL LIKE "HE DOESN'T EXIST" AND KEPT WATCHIN THE SPOOKY TV!! NOW THINGS ARE GETTING REALLY SPOOKY. SPOOKY SKELETON MAN WAS ON THE SPOOKY TV! OH FUCK. THE SPOOKY SKELETON MAN WALKED OUT OF THE TV AND SAID "I'LL GET YOU, MUAHAHA!" SO THEN I RAN! OUTSIDE THE SPOOKY HOUSE AND I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE, BUT THEN I TURNED AROUND AND SPOOKY SKELETON MAN WAS REALLY SANIC AND HE CHASED ME EVEN MORE! I SAW A SPOOKY TRAIN AND STOLE IT FROM THE TERMINATOR FUCKING A DEMONIC HELL FROM HELL! AFTER SOME TIME I WAS OVER A SPOOKY BRIDGE. WHAT WAS THE SPOOKY BRIDGE OVER? MOBS OF SPOOKY SKELEONS TRYING TO GET ME! I LOOK AROUND AND SPOOKY SKELETON MAN WAS EVERYWHERE TRYIN TO GET ME! FROM THE LEFT, FROM THE RIGHT, EVEN ABOVE ME! WHAT DO I DO? PLEASE HELP!
UPDATE 1: THERE WERE ALIENS FLYING NEXT TO THE TRAIN WHO SAID "AYY LMAO" OR SOMETHING. I KNEW THEY WERE TRYING TO SAVE ME SO I BECAME SUPERMAN AND FLEW ONTO THEIR SHIP. BUT WAIT, SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT! THEY WERE SPOOKY SKELETONS AS WELL! THEY WERE ALL EQUIPED WITH SWORDS MADE OUT OF THE GHOSTS OF DEMONIC MISSED CALLS FROM MOMS AROUND THE WORLD!! OH NOOOOO!!!
UPDATE 2: THE ALIENS WERE ALL LIKE "OH WAIT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SPOOK SHREK NOT THIS DUDE WHO WAS ABOUT TO BECOME DEAD. LET'S DROP HIM INTO THE SPOOKY SWAMP OF ONIONS!" SO THEN I WAS IN A SPOOKY SWAMP FOR SOME REASON. I HEARD A SPOOKY NOISE, BUT IT WAS TOO DISTORTED! THEN A DEAD WOMAN SAID "MOMMY GONNA GET MORE GROCERIES, STAY IN LINE!" BUT I WASN'T IN A LINE AND SHE WASN'T MY MOM! I HEARD THE SPOOKY SHOUT FROM BEFORE, BUT IT WAS LOUDER! SUDDENLY A SPOOKY SKELETON FROM BEFORE WAS LOOKING AROUND! WAS HE GOOD OR BAD? I HAVE NO IDEA BUT IT'S SPOOKY! I HEARD THE SPOOKY SHOUT AGAIN, AND HORDE OF DEATHLY DEATH OF DEATH APPEARED! I PICKED AN ONION AND THEN SHREK TRIED TO KILL ME!
UPDATE 3: WHEN SHREK TRIED TO KILL ME I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF AND IT WORKED. THEN I WENT HOME AND WATCHED TV.
Originally uploaded on February 18, 2015
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