THE TIME I FOUND DA CUMANDER KEEN LOST TV PILUT!!!!!!!!!/MEGAMAN.NES (VERY REL) (NO CLIKBAYT) (GONE WORNG) (GONE PEEPEEPOOPOO) (GONE MAD) FEAT. EVIL PATRIXXX FEAT. DABABY FEAT. PETER GRIFFIN FEAT. FEAT (EBOOK)

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THIS IMAG WAS TAKEN ON NEERBY SEKURITEE KAMRUH!!!!! THIS IS PR00F THAT THIS IS REEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY GUYS BEFOAR I START I GOTTA SAY THIS IS TEH BEST PASTA ON THE WHOLE WIKEI!!!!!! NO OTHER STOARY WILL EVER BE AS SCARIE AND PEEPEE PANTS AS THIS!!!!! THIS IS ALSO!!!! A TRUE!!! STORY!!!! THAT MAKES THIS 99999999999999999999999999999 TIMES SCARYER!!!!! ALSO ACORDING TO YOUTUBE STATITSIC ONLY ABOUT HALF OF PEEOPLE OF PEOPLE WHO WACTH MY VIDYAS ARE ACUTUALLY SUBSCRIBED SO DROP A SUB FOR YA BOI KEENFAN1990 (ME) FOR MORE EPIK STORYS LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!! THIS IS QUOTE FROM SOME REEDERS: "VERY SCARY ZOMG MADE ME SCRAEM AND NO SLEEP!!!!!!" -YOUR MOM "TROMATIZING" -SHREK "MADE ME POP OUT" -SKLETON OKAY SO HELLO JIMMY BROCURTZ HERE BACK FROM BEING KILLED BY MPRTMER MCIRE IN THE LAST STORY. (GOD GAVE ME EVTRA LIFE 1UP MUSHROM). NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. SO I WANT TO TELL A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENDE TO ME. SO ONE TIME I WORKD AS A INTERN FOR A NOW DEFUCT EAST ITLAINAN (CONTRY IN YEUROPE WERE MARIO LIVES) ANIMASHUN STOODYO CALLD "VITAFLMZ" OR SOMETHJING LIKE DAT. SO ANYWAEY ONETIME ID SOFWTWARE (PEOPLE WHO MADE KEEN AND LORD AND SVIOR JOHN KARMAK) COMISHUNED US TO MAKE A CARTOON BASED ON KOMANDER KEEN!!!! THIS WAS SO EPIK!!!!! KOMANDER KEEN IS MY!!! FAVORITE GAME!!!!!! BUT WHEN I WATCHED THE EPISODE, I QUICKLEY REGERET!!!!!!!! AFTER PUTTING THE VHS TAEP IN THE PLAYER, IT SGTARTED WITH. TITLE SAY "KEEN. SUSIDE.WAV" THIS WAS BAD SIGN!!!!!!!!!! IT STARTD WITHD KOMANDER KKEEN WALKING IN MARS. HE LOOK DEPRES (MS PAINT DORAWAING INKLUDID) AND IT GOT SCARYER AND SCARYER AS TIME WENT ON, AND IT WAS ALL HYPER REALSITK. EVENTUALLY, IT SHOWD KEEN SCREEMING AT DOP OF LUNG AND BACKGROUND TURN TO GIGAS FROM EITRBOUND AND WAS SOOPER!!!! SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN KEEN EXPLODID INDU PLOODY PEESES AND THEN IT SHOWED POLISH TEXT SAEYING "ŻYCIE JEST DO KITU" (LIFE SUKS) WITH THE KEEN HAGNING SPRIT FROM THE DOOM 2 WLFENSTEIN LVL AND I GOT SO SCARD I WENT UP TO DA ROOF AND JUMPD OFF LIKE DAT ONE EVIL KIRMIXXX MEEM!!!!!!! BUT BEFORE I HIT THE GROUD, PETER GRIFFIN FRUM FAMILY GUY APPEARD WITH WINGS AND TOOK ME HE SAID. "SOSIDE NEVER THE ANSER JIMMY." HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!! HE TOOK ME TO THE GRIFFIN HOUSE AND HE GAVE ME PAWTUCKET PATRIET ALE (I FELT FUNNY AFTER DRIKNING IT) AND WHEN I DRUNKED IT PETER GRIFFIN BECAME UN EPIK REDRUM DRUM MONSTER WITH EPIK ALAZOTRZ!!!!!! BUT. THEN JEFF DA KILLER BROAK THRUEGH DA WINDOE AND KILT HIM!!!!!!! WAT!!!!!!!! THEN HE TURNED TO ME AND SAID "GO. TO SLEEP!!!!" BUT THEN!!!!!!! SASSY MAMA THE HUNGARY BLOOD LOVER CAME AND TOOK JEFF AWAY ON A DATE!!!!!! (SHE LUVS JEFF) BUT THEN!!!!!!! BEN DROWNED CAME DOWNSTAIRS (STEWIES WAS PLAYING MAJORA MASK) AND ATE BOTH OF THEM HYPERREALISTICALLY!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT VERY SCARED AND DESIDED TO SUMMON MY ANIMAY WAIFU (KNATA IZUMMI FRUM LACKY STAHR) WITH BLACC MAJIK TO CALM MYSLEF DOWN!!!!!!!!! AFTER RECITING LINES FROM A HARUHI BOOK (HER FAVRIT) AND SACRIFICING A PANDA PLUSHIE IN A BUCKET OF LIQUID NITROGN, SHE APPEARED!!!!!!!!! (IF YOU WANT TO SUMMON KONATA, READ MY PASTA ABOUT IT!!!!!!) WHAT!!!!! IT WORKED!!!!! MY WAIFUE!!!!!! IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT SO HAPPY I REACHED OUT AND SHE SCOOPED ME UP IN A WARM HUG!!!!!!! THIS WAS SO UWU!!!!!!!! SHE TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND AND SHE SAID "JIMMY, I LOVE U SO MUCH! CAN I KISS YOU?!?!?! AND OF COURSE I SAID YES!!!!!! WHEN SHE KISSED ME I FELT SO GOOD I WAS LIKE IN HEAVEN!!!!!!! THEN SHE SAID "LETS GO WATCH HAROHI SUZIEMEYA TOGETHER" AND I OBLIDGED. ANTHING FOR MY WAYFU. SHE TURNED ON TV AND PUT IN THE DISC AND WE WATCHED HARUHI ANT TALKED LOVINGLY AND SNUGGLED UNDER A WARM BLANKET WHILE GRIFFIN FAMILY ATE DINNER (PETER WAS RESSURECTED AND NOT UN EPIK REDRUM DRUM MONSTER WITH EPIK ALAZOTRZ ANTMORE) BUT AS I WAS FALLING ASLEEP IN KONATAS ARMS A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!!! OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!! HE HAD A PHONE!!!!!!! HE SAID "IT'S FOR YOU JIMMY." I WAS MIFFED AT HIM FOR INTERUPTING OUR ROMANSE, BUT I SAID THANK AND TOOK THE PHONE. I LISTENED IN ON PHONE, IT WAS FEMALE VOICE SAYING "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER!??!?!??!?!?!" I WASHOCKED. I ASKED KONATA, AND SHE STARTED CRYING!!!!!!!!! I RAN OVER TO COMFORT HER AND AFTER HALF AN OUR OF THIS I ASKED HER WHAT WRONG. SHE SAY "MY MOM IS DEAD EVER SINCE I BABY". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! KONATA SAID "LET'S GO ON WALK TO GET MIND OFF THIS" AND I SAY OKIE. WE WERE WALKING IN THE CALM SERENE NIGHT OF QUAHOG ROAD ISLAND AND EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OKAY. BUT THEN SHREK APPEARED IN FRONT OF US AND TRIED TO KIDNAP KONATA!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KEPT SATING "WOT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!??!?" I WAS FREAKED OUT!!!!!!! BUT THEN DUKE NUKEM JUMPED DOWN FROM A BUILDING AND SAYED "HEY! THAT NOT KIND! " "NO ONE STEALS OUR CHICKS AND LIVES!!!!!!!" IN HIS GLORIOUS DUKE VOICE. HE THEN KICKED SHREK IN THE B*LLS WITH HIS MIGHTY FOOT!!! SHREK WAS THEN DEAD ON THE GROUND WITH BLOOD AND EVERYTHING AND IT WAS ALL HYPER REALISTIC AND SCARY!!!!!!!!! "WHAT A HERO DUKE IS!!!!!!" YODA SAID. I SAID "YODA IS THAT YOU I THOUGHT YOU WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!" HE THEN SAID "YES I AM REAL YODA, I AM HIGH ON KATAMINE AND MUST NOW RUN YOU OVER IN MY HONDA CIVIC I MUST!!!!!!!" THIS WAS SO SCARY I PEED!!!! MY PANTS!!!!!! I STARTED RUNNING WITH KONATA CLENCHING MY NECK!!!!!! WE DODGED YODA, BUT HE CRASHED INTO THE DRUNK CLAM AND KILLED JOE SWANSON!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK YODA!!!!!! I COULD NOT LET THIS FLY. JOE WAS MY FAVORITE FAMILY GUY CHARACTER!!!!!!!! YODA TOOK OUT HIS LIGHTSABER AND CHALLENGED ME TO A DUEL. I SAY "OKIE!" YODA WAS RUNNING AT ME WITH HIS LIGHTSABER, WHAT WAS I TO DO!?!??!!? THEN I HAD AN IDEA!!!!!! I TOOK OUT MY "COMMANDER KEEN GOODBYE LIFE!!!!!!!!!" DISCK AND THREW IT AT YODA!!!!!!! WHEN IT HIT HIM, MPRTMER MCIRE APPEARED BEHIND HIM AND RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF!!!!!!!! YES I BEAT YODA!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY JOE WAS STILLL DED. BUT WHATEVER. ME AND KONATA DECIDED TO GO TO THE PARK TO STARGAZE, THINKING IT VERY ROMANTIK. SHE SAY OKIE. WE FOUND A GRASSY HILL, AND WE LAID DOWN. WE WERE DRAWING CONSTELLATIONS AND OTHER CUTE STUFF. THEN SHE SAY "JIMMY U WANNA COME HERE? IM GETTING KINDA COLD" I SAY OKIE. I CLIMBED IN HER ARMS AND FELL ASLEEP. VERY VERY UWU. BUT THEN, FAMOUS RAPPER DABABY CAME UP FROM THE GROUND AND SAID "LESSSS GOOOOOO" WAS THIS ANOTHER FIGHT!??!?!?!! BUT NO, HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK AND SAID "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DABABY!!?!?!!?!?! NO!!!!! IT WAS I, DIO!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO, HOW COULD I BEAT DIO!?!?!?!?!?! I NEVER WATCHED JOJO, HENCE WHY I AM ON REDDIT MOST WANTED, SO HOW COULD I BEAT HIM!?!?!?!??! I ALREADY USED MY SCARY COMMANDER KEEN DISK!!!!!!! ME AND KONATA WERE TREMBLING IN EACHOTHERS ARMS, ABOUT TO FACE WHATEVER HORRIBLE POWERS DIO HAD (IDK WAT THEY ARE I NEVER WATCHEDE JOJO) BUT THEN EVIL PATRIXXX JUMPED UP AND USED HIS WORLD EAT POWER ON DIO!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!! I KNEW EVIL PATRIXXX COULD NEVER BE KILLED ACCORDING TO THE LAWZ OF THE STROLLPASTA UNIVERSE, SO I GRABBED MY DEAR KONATA AND RAN! AFTEER RUNNING FOR 734373 SECONDS WE TOOK A REST IN ASOME CALML WUDZ. WE HAD CAMPTUFIRE AND ATE A SMOAR. IT WAS VERY UWU. WHEN ALL SAID ANDONE, WE GOT IN OUR SLEEPING BAG TOGNEUTHER AND SLEPT PESFULEY WITH OUR HARTBEETS IN HARMONEY. BUT THEN I SAW A SLENDER MAN!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!! BUT IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE SASSY MAMA THE HUNGARY BLOOD LOVR CAME BACK FROM BEN DROWN AND SAID "HEY SLENDURMIN DAD NOT BAD GUY, JUST JIMY BROCURTZ AND GORFLIND. DONT PROXIE HIM." SUPRISIGLY, SLEDRMAN SAID "OKIE" AND WALKT AWAY. NOW ME ADN KONATA COULD GO BACK TO SLEAP. WEN WII WOAK UP, WE DESDIDED TO GO TO KONATAS HAUS. DONT ASK HOW BUT WE GOT THERE. I SAYD HI TO KNATAS DAD HE SAY "OKIE". WE WENT TO HER ROOM AND WE WATCHES SOME MORE HARUHI TOGETER. IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC AND UWU. BUT THEN SHE SAID "LET'S PLAY MEGAMAN TOGETHER, IS MY FAVORITE GAME!" WE STARTED PLAYING. BUT FOR SOME REASON, MMEGAMAN WAS ON THE TITLE SCREEN DEAD AND COVERED IN BLOOD, AND IT WAS SUPER ULTRA HYPER REALISTIC ZOMG!!!!!!! I GOT SCARED, BUT KONATA TOOK ME INTO HER ARMS AND I FELT BETTER. SO I KEPT PLAYING. IT WAS KINDA LIKE SONIC.EXE, THERE WAS ONLY ONE STAGE TO PICK "ZERO". I PLAYED IT BUT I CCOULD NT COUNTORL MEGAMAN. WEIRD. BUT RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE THE CARTRIDGE OUT FOR CLEANING, ZERO FROM MEGA MAN X CAME ALONG AND KILLED MEGAMAN AND HIS FAMILY ALL HYPERREALISTICALLY!!!!!!! THIS WAS SCARYER THAN MPRTMER MCIRE!!!!!!! IT THEN SHOWED EVERY ROBOT MASTER BEING STALKED AND KILT BY ZERO, EVEN DR WILY WHICH SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE BCUZ ROBOTS CANT KILL HUMANZ!!!!! THIS WAS SO SCARY!!!!!! BUT SCARIEST PART WAS WHEN ZERO TURND TO THE SCREEN SAID "YO'RE. NEXT!" ZERO THAN JUMPED OUT OF TEH TV AND KILLED ME WITH HIS LGHITSABER!!!!!! WAT!!!!!!!! WHEN I REACHED HEAVEN GOD SAID "OKAY JIMMY I GIVE U 1UP AGAIN" SO I WAS BACK. KONATA WAS CRYING SHE THOUGHT I GONE FOREVER. WHEN SHE SAW ME IT BECAME TEAR OF JOY AND SHE GRABBED ME TIGHTLY AND SAID "JIMMY I THOUGHT YOU GONE 4EVA, HTANKS FOR COMING BACK!!!!!!" WE THEN DECIDED TO BECOME BOYFREN AND GIRFLEND AN D LIVED HAPPY. AS I RIGHT THIS KONATA IS ACTUALLY NEXT TO ME!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! THE END. ALSO WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT JIMMY BRONCURTZ WAS ACTUALLY YOU!!!!! (OR HE WAS JENNY BRONCURTZ IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!! NAH JK. BUT IT TURNS OUT THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS ACTUALLY ME SMOKING WEED WHILE BROWSING TROLLPASTA WIKI!!!!!!!!! BUT KONATA WAS STILL REAL THO BCUZ I STILL DID THE RITUAL IRL. THAT MAKE ME HAPPY UWU. BUT SERIUSLY, WHO WAS PHONE?!!?!?!?!

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