Taking Out the Trash

SO I WAS TAKIN OUT THE TRASH. THERE WERE PAPER PLATES, BAGS, BOXES, UNEATEN FOOD, PLASTIC SILVERWARE, CUBS, NAPKINS, PAPER TOWELS, A BROKEN RAZOR, DEAD PLANTS, LEAVES, BROKEN CDS, AND THE BONES OF THE KFC THAT I ATE 4 NIGHTS AGO. SO I TOOK OUT THE TRASH AND THE DUMPSTER STARTED GLOWING BRIGHT GREEN. IT FLEW UP IN THE AIR INTO A SPIRAL. THE BONES OF THE CHICKEN GREW INTO A FULL SIZED SKELETON. THE SKELETON WENT MUAHAHAHHAHAH! AS HE SPUN HIS HEAD AROUND. I WAS IN SPOOK SHOCK FOR THE LONGEST TIME. I WAS AS STILL AS CEILINGS. THE SKELETON RAN INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY TV. THE TV WAS STILL ON WHEN IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN! HE RAN AWAY WIT THE TV. ON THE TV WAS A SKELETON HEAD LOOKING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME. I NEVER SAW IT AGAIN. I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE. THIS HAPPENED IN 1938.

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Credited to Pf_Farnsworth 
Originally uploaded on February 2, 2015

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