Tales From the Burgerverse: Half-Dead
Author's note: Credit to Niagaranobs for the title name and setting therein.
This is an abridged version of a transcript of a livestream. All extraneous content has been expunged for brevity. The original stream has been bombarded with several low orbit ion cannons because the Illuminati.
[0:00] Stream begins, view of face partial obscured by camera lens cap. Disgruntled efforts to remove the cap begin.
[1:34] Person becomes visible, but drops camera.
[1:45] Stream begins proper, approximately thirteen (13) individuals are watching.
[4:20] Streamer, who will henceforth be referred to as Vegeta as shorthand for the username of VegetaNinjaXXX, makes a poorly timed joke about clouds.
Fifteen (15) minutes of extraneous content expunged.
[20:04] Vegeta boots up "Half-Life 2", acquired from a filesharing site. Filesharing site has, as of yet, not been found.
[21:43] Vegeta records himself playing 'Half-Life 2", but seems to be stuck in the tutorial.
Five (5) minutes of extraneous content expunged.
[27:03] Vegeta starts laughing as a pentacle appears on his screen for one tenth of a second. The pentacle used for the image has been, as of yet, only been found within this copy of 'Half-Life 2".
[28:40] Vegeta finds an in game item known as the Gravity Gun. Hundreds of random Citizen non player characters, or NPC for shorts, appeared suddenly as ragdolls. Vegeta laughs harder than previously recorded as the ragdolls haphazardly flap about.
[31:00] Vegeta enters the map of Ravenholm, as a model of a skeleton spawns directly in front of him. The skeleton stops waving its arms frantically before shrugging and walking away.
Forty-five (45) minutes of extraneous content expunged.
[1:17:02] Vegeta laughs as, what he called it, hyperrealistic blood appears to spawn as thousands of Citizen non player character ragdolls spawn above the player. Vegeta clutches his chest before regaining composure.
[1:20:40] A horned individual exits Vegeta's computer screen. The horned individual points at Vegeta before slumping its shoulders and leaving the room. Vegeta stares in bewilderment.
[1:24:18] Vegeta laughs to the point of going purple in the face as multiple skeletons spawn in front of him before having fatal cardiac arrest. Stream continues for thirty-three (33) minutes before cutting off.
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