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[[File:Pancakesthebetterone.jpg|thumb|250px|SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW]]


This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded.
This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded.
"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i
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I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 


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"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 
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[[File:Pancakesthebetterone.jpg|thumb|374px|SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW]]
Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look
at the cd.I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster
It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing.
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It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME


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Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME
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[[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|192px|OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS RAPING JEFF]]

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I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA RAPING 
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[[File:Obama_ohyeah.png|thumb|150px|OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS STABBING JEFF]]
JEFF THE CELLAR IN WITH IS PINGAS THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I 

WAS DIED.
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I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA STABBING JEFF THE KILLER THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I WAS DIED.


THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.
THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.
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AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 


''"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD''
{{email|"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD


''SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK''
SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK


''WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME''
WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME


''PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK''
PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK


''ALSO FUCK YOU"''
ALSO FUCK YOU"}}


Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA
Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA
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ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111
ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111


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SUPER SCARY PICTURE THAT I SAW

This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded.

"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 

Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME

OBAMA'S FACE WHILE HE WAS STABBING JEFF

I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA STABBING JEFF THE KILLER THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I WAS DIED.

THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.

AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 

"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD

SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK

WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME

PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK

ALSO FUCK YOU"

Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA

ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111


Written by EXPAND DONG
Content is available under CC BY-SA

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