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This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded. |
This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded. |
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"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i |
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Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look |
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at the cd.I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster |
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It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. |
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⚫ | Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME |
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JEFF THE CELLAR IN WITH IS PINGAS THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I |
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WAS DIED. |
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THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS. |
THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS. |
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AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: |
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: |
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{{email|"TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS: I'M HOPEFULLY DEAD |
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SO I HAVE PUT ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I HAVE WITNESSED ON THIS DISK |
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WHOEVER OPENS THIS WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME |
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PLEASE DON'T NOT FUCKING OPEN THIS DISK |
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ALSO FUCK YOU"}} |
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Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA |
Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA |
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ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111 |
ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111 |
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This was written by: [[User:EXPAND DONG|EXPAND DONG]] ([[User talk:EXPAND DONG|talk]]) 14:56, April 29, 2014 (UTC) |
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