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As a kid I always liked violent video games, so when I became a fan of the Sonic the Hedgehog series, I nearly fell in love with the characters. I had gotten hyped up when I started watching the cutscenes of Shadow the Hedgehog. |
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Hey there. Have you ever heard of Warner's Splatter? It's a parody featuring animated Warner characters (Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes) dying in brutal ways. If you have seen by chance a picture of Jerry getting chopped by Tom, it comes from that demented parody. Well, I had a terrible experience with something like that. First things first, let me introduce myself. Name's Susie, and I'm an anthropomorphic dinosaur. I used to be a bully, being mean to everyone, threatening others.... But an indirect trip to another world changed me completely. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though. |
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The graphics could have been better at the time, but a good game overall. So after around a year, I managed to buy a preowned PlayStation 2 version of the game from a gaming store by the name of GAME. I was nearly overjoyed by the fact that I owned it. |
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It was Saturday, and I was grounded for skipping class yesterday. Not that I cared a lot. I lied to my parents because if I told them the true reason why I skipped class, they wouldn't believe me. I was in my bedroom when our house phone rang. My dad picked it up, and Toriel was on the phone. She wanted me to go to school because I was with Kris when we went gone for a long time. When I went there, Toriel was really pissed off. |
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Shadow as a character never did please me with his so called sad and depressing past, with the death of his friend Maria. In the game I knew about the Black Arms, and how Shadow had obtained the ability to work weapons like a handgun, and that he mildly swore throughout the game. |
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"Mind you explain me what did you do with Kris yesterday?" asked Toriel. |
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After coming back from the shop with my parents, I instantly went to my room and turned on the PlayStation 2. I put it in and started. The game loaded and the normal starting save data menu had appeared. I of course clicked the new file and nearly jumped out of my skin at a sudden gunshot SFX from my small black TV. Damn game...I never knew that would happen. I instantly recovered and watched the starting cutscene. |
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"Miss Toriel, I promise, I didn't do anything to them. Well... I might had threatened them, but nothing more." I answered. |
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The music for Shadow's game had always had my vote as the best soundtrack in a Sonic game, but the theme song "I Am All Of Me" wasn't playing. Only the sounds of a dying city in the background. The cutscene showed Shadow standing in front of a half-destroyed moon. Funny, I thought they had a plot-hole with the moon. Back in Sonic Adventure 2, Dr Eggman had blown half the moon up as threat to the planet. I must have an up to date one or something! This is so cool! <i><b>([[Shadow|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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Then I told her the real reason of our disappearance. Unfortunately, that made her more pissed off. |
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"ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?!" she screamed. I was shocked. Toriel had never swore, not even in front of a student. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD BEEN DOING DRUGS! THAT'S ILLEGAL AND WRONG!" she kept screaming. |
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"I swear I didn't do drugs!" "Well, if you are gonna keep lying then I will have to get ROUGH" she said, as she dragged me to the detention room. She made me sit and pulled out a disc with the title "CARNAGE", drawn in red marker. <i><b>([[Disney's CARNAGE|Read more...]])</b></i> |
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<center><i>Written by TailsDoller2, and HewkiiTheTiscBoi</i></center> |
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Revision as of 05:05, 1 February 2024
As a kid I always liked violent video games, so when I became a fan of the Sonic the Hedgehog series, I nearly fell in love with the characters. I had gotten hyped up when I started watching the cutscenes of Shadow the Hedgehog.
The graphics could have been better at the time, but a good game overall. So after around a year, I managed to buy a preowned PlayStation 2 version of the game from a gaming store by the name of GAME. I was nearly overjoyed by the fact that I owned it.
Shadow as a character never did please me with his so called sad and depressing past, with the death of his friend Maria. In the game I knew about the Black Arms, and how Shadow had obtained the ability to work weapons like a handgun, and that he mildly swore throughout the game.
After coming back from the shop with my parents, I instantly went to my room and turned on the PlayStation 2. I put it in and started. The game loaded and the normal starting save data menu had appeared. I of course clicked the new file and nearly jumped out of my skin at a sudden gunshot SFX from my small black TV. Damn game...I never knew that would happen. I instantly recovered and watched the starting cutscene.
The music for Shadow's game had always had my vote as the best soundtrack in a Sonic game, but the theme song "I Am All Of Me" wasn't playing. Only the sounds of a dying city in the background. The cutscene showed Shadow standing in front of a half-destroyed moon. Funny, I thought they had a plot-hole with the moon. Back in Sonic Adventure 2, Dr Eggman had blown half the moon up as threat to the planet. I must have an up to date one or something! This is so cool! (Read more...)
