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|Spongebob will destroy civilisation|"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I ''implore'' you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
|Eight Crazy Nights: Fucked Up Evil Moments|"Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter."
|YouChan|"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
|Minecraft Satan Edition|"I then looked at my phone. I now only had 13 pentagrams in my inventory. They all did nothing. Screams and crys of help along with loud, demonic chanting filled the speakers."
|The Irritating and Pedantic Convention Seller Who Sells Used Video Games For Overinflated eBay Prices|"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
|THE SIMPSONS HAUNTED TAPE: THE CRIMSONS|"The door shut, and in that instant, a loud KABOOOOMMM rang my ears. Turning a bright white now instead of red, the TV screen displayed, once more, unbearably realistic and detailed footage of the nuke exploding as it wiped Springfield across the face of the planet in a blast."
|3:14 AM|"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
|Ed Edd and Eddy: Lose your Ed|"Eddy chased Ed through the cul-de-sac with the mallet. Ed took a sharp turn past Ralph who was giving chickens some feed. Eddy swung for Ed put accidentally killed Ralph in the process."
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Revision as of 02:25, 1 March 2024

FEATURED PASTAS
"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I implore you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."

"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."

"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."

"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."

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